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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!
- Thread starter Karl
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- Rob
- Elgrand
- E51
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Yup, it's always my fault, I've always managed to piss off the overhead water demons somehow 
So it's your fault it's raining
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- Kermit
- Elgrand
- E51
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- Midlands
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- Rob
- Elgrand
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- South East
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- Messages
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- Normandie
- First Name
- André
- Elgrand
- E51
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- Rest Of World
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck shit bollocks piss wank. If you see that DHL van around Surrey please give it a good kicking then shit on the drivers seat.
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- Rob
- Elgrand
- E51
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- South East
- Messages
- 20
- Reaction score
- 48
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- 78
- Location
- Clevedon
- First Name
- Steve
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- South West
£140 to park in the T4 Heathrow short stay for 16 days and some cnut drives into the beemer door handle and leaves behind his white paint and a creased door. £400 to sort and the cnuts only have roving CCTV so unlikey to have evidence and only plod and insurance company can access cctv. Cheap holiday became an expensive one.
- Messages
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- Normandie
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- André
- Elgrand
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It was actually worse than that but the dent popped back but has left the paintwork is crazed. GrrrrGutted for you mate, and message received and understood
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- Teesside
- First Name
- Mark
- Elgrand
- E50
- Region
- North East
Apparantly the handbrake on my accord isn't as good as I thought it was...
Hence why my neighbour was banging on my front door to show me his car with my honda wedged into the side!
Just what I need on the run up to Christmas
Hence why my neighbour was banging on my front door to show me his car with my honda wedged into the side!
Just what I need on the run up to Christmas
- Messages
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- Elgrand
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Nightmare mate.Apparantly the handbrake on my accord isn't as good as I thought it was...
Hence why my neighbour was banging on my front door to show me his car with my honda wedged into the side!
Just what I need on the run up to Christmas
that proper bad luck right there. Was there much damage?
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Definitely not needed, hope your insurance isn't affected too much
Apparantly the handbrake on my accord isn't as good as I thought it was...
Hence why my neighbour was banging on my front door to show me his car with my honda wedged into the side!
Just what I need on the run up to Christmas
- Messages
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- Points
- 373
- Location
- Mids
- First Name
- Kermit
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Midlands
Yuk this is vile, and typical! Have a great holiday come back all refreshed and some bellend has to ruin it.£140 to park in the T4 Heathrow short stay for 16 days and some cnut drives into the beemer door handle and leaves behind his white paint and a creased door. £400 to sort and the cnuts only have roving CCTV so unlikey to have evidence and only plod and insurance company can access cctv. Cheap holiday became an expensive one.
- Messages
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- Reaction score
- 7,916
- Points
- 373
- Location
- Mids
- First Name
- Kermit
- Elgrand
- E51
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- Midlands
Oh crikey, not good.Apparantly the handbrake on my accord isn't as good as I thought it was...
Hence why my neighbour was banging on my front door to show me his car with my honda wedged into the side!
Just what I need on the run up to Christmas
- Messages
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- 2,533
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- 303
- Location
- HAMPSHIRE
- First Name
- robert
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- South East
Andrew is that a photo of the van that hit you if so ring them with the no and time all there vans are tracked hope this helps to get your paint sorted
- Messages
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- Location
- Hartlepool
- First Name
- Rob
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- North East
All these bumps, eek feel your pain, the Elgrand is parked overnight in a station car park, I'm panicking
Mine was lovely & straightish when I bought it but when the wife asks "did you know there's another dent on the side" you know she's bollocksed into something again. Next Elgrand I get will be one driver only then I can only blame myself & the pricks who can't park properly - ask @Steve Thompson & Magnet about that one
- Messages
- 165
- Reaction score
- 364
- Points
- 113
- Location
- Land of the Prince Bishops
- First Name
- Ian
- Elgrand
- Looking to buy
- Region
- North East
My neighbour across the street, the female of the couple, catches her own gate post between 2 and 4 times a year and has done for the past 4 to 5 years.
She has hit other things too but is determined not to give up driving.
She has hit other things too but is determined not to give up driving.
- Messages
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- Location
- Normandie
- First Name
- André
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Rest Of World
Yes, am on to it thank you