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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

Kermit said:
Samaritans are looking for staff if anyone's interested.
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Kermit said:
Samaritans are looking for staff if anyone's interested.
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TBH I couldn't do their job, I used to service machines at one of their offices, truly dedicated staff. What really surprised and seriously PISSED ME OFF was the number of wankers making fake calls to them. How fucking hilarious NOT. Take up a carers time whilst some poor, desperate soul is trying to get through from the edge of a bridge. Bastards.
 
Ruskinstreet said:
TBH I couldn't do their job, I used to service machines at one of their offices, truly dedicated staff. What really surprised and seriously PISSED ME OFF was the number of wankers making fake calls to them. How fucking hilarious NOT. Take up a carers time whilst some poor, desperate soul is trying to get through from the edge of a bridge. Bastards.
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Yes I can see you're probably not suited.
 
Kermit said:
Yes I can see you're probably not suited.
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They have to take every call as genuine, which most are. What I said may have come across the wrong way.
 
Stempy said:
I read about one poor sod who couldn't get through 'cos he was wrapped in cling film.
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I think he secretly loved it, he was in no rush to get back in the building
 
when i left school i was sent to the store for a long weight so i sat there and read the very interesting articles in playboy the foreman went ballistic but i said i was still waiting for the long wait he was not sure what to say too that
 
Bob Edwards said:
when i left school i was sent to the store for a long weight so i sat there and read the very interesting articles in playboy the foreman went ballistic but i said i was still waiting for the long wait he was not sure what to say too that
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Bubble for a level, glass hammer, left handed screwdriver, sky hooks etc etc etc
 
Bob Edwards said:
when i left school i was sent to the store for a long weight so i sat there and read the very interesting articles in playboy the foreman went ballistic but i said i was still waiting for the long wait he was not sure what to say too that
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Great articles in Playboy :innocent::innocent:
 
Saw this in Halfords the other day and thought, "They finally did it, the crazy bastards!"

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Now all they need to do is sort the tartan one out and another hilarious work jape is ruined...
 
Ruskinstreet said:
Like I'm soft enough to look! :)
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You've been gone long enough 😉

In all seriousness to anyone else interested you can get it, just need a decent decorator to be able to apply cos it's not cheap.
 
Not seen u about much Russ, hope you are well.
 
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