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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!
- Thread starter Karl
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FFS.. some dog owners call em "Invisible"... Pick the crap up , I even pick other peoples dog mess up if its in middle of path or on footie pitches'Dog eggs'
We call them 'flumps'
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Many years ago my dad saved all the poop that the neighbour's dog left on our front garden in a week and sent it to them. After that they stopped letting it shit every where. Ah the late 70s. You'd probably get arrested for that these days. Haha.FFS.. some dog owners call em "Invisible"... Pick the crap up , I even pick other peoples dog mess up if its in middle of path or on footie pitches
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God damn it the mrs drove my car today ☹. She didn't panic and freak out at the size. Now she wants to use it.
This is the woman that says " why would you want to polish it? It's just a car "
My post next week will be either body shop recommendations in my area or, alloy wheel refurbishment recommendations
This is the woman that says " why would you want to polish it? It's just a car "
My post next week will be either body shop recommendations in my area or, alloy wheel refurbishment recommendations
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Lets face it , who would have dreamt of picking it up years ago - no one , its no big deal though, bag it & bin it - easy.
Actually spotted some White dog poo the other day , thought this was an urban myth
Actually spotted some White dog poo the other day , thought this was an urban myth
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Give a dog a real bone and its poops will whiten up.Lets face it , who would have dreamt of picking it up years ago - no one , its no big deal though, bag it & bin it - easy.
Actually spotted some White dog poo the other day , thought this was an urban myth
Not these newfangled chews but a good old beef knee bone. My old black lab loved them.
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Indeed or you.may end up with an unpleasant package in the post.Agree pick your dog's poo up you dirty scummy people out there.
Or worse the burning bag of dog poop on the door stop which you automatically try to stamp out
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Or bake them a nice pie, steak, kidney and poo.Indeed or you.may end up with an unpleasant package in the post.
Or worse the burning bag of dog poop on the door stop which you automatically try to stamp out
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Or a big plate of BrowniesOr bake them a nice pie, steak, kidney and poo.
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Will there be some sort of reminder when the last votes need to be in on the EOC Awards? Only some of the categories listed were closed for further replies and when I come on to the forum I click on 'New Posts' so those will never come up as people can't reply.
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- David
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Hoobajiob, tell her she will have to pay for the next tank of fuel. That will scare her off!God damn it the mrs drove my car today ☹. She didn't panic and freak out at the size. Now she wants to use it.
This is the woman that says " why would you want to polish it? It's just a car "
My post next week will be either body shop recommendations in my area or, alloy wheel refurbishment recommendations
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Yeah I would imagine you'll get a notification, when entries for the self nomination ones close and voting opens. Pretty sure Karl will be on it
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Awesome thanks, can't even remember which I have voted in already and which still need doing.Yeah I would imagine you'll get a notification, when entries for the self nomination ones close and voting opens. Pretty sure Karl will be on it
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I'm in the same boat! #brainlikeasieveAwesome thanks, can't even remember which I have voted in already and which still need doing.
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I'm in the same boat! #brainlikeasieve
Lol I am terrible lately, when I was a Driving Instructor and Estate Agent my brain was constantly on the go and I could retain a lot of information, since I gave up work... well let's just say it is true what they say 'use it or lose it' 
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I can't imagine you as a driving instructor, but towards the end of you're career, I bet the exiting interviewer wrote, "@Kermit was asked to leave the driving instructor profession, as delivering feedback like "FFS, that was ****ing shit you ****ing moron... same time next week" was only going to get her fired anyway...