WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

[Kermit]

I can't imagine you as a driving instructor, but towards the end of you're career, I bet the exiting interviewer wrote, "@Kermit was asked to leave the driving instructor profession, as delivering feedback like "FFS, that was ****ing shit you ****ing moron... same time next week" was only going to get her fired anyway...

I owned the company so there was no exit interview and to be fair I was quite a nice person back then lol
However it all started to change when I was in property, this is when I became very blunt.

I'd still be an ADI now if it weren't for the fact that I was involved in a non-fault RTC which messed me up mentally for a while because the accident was very similar to the one which killed my Dad when I was a teenager.

 

[LeStempy]

I can't imagine you as a driving instructor, but towards the end of you're career, I bet the exiting interviewer wrote, "@Kermit was asked to leave the driving instructor profession, as delivering feedback like "FFS, that was ****ing shit you ****ing moron... same time next week" was only going to get her fired anyway...

 

[Highway Dave]

I owned the company so there was no exit interview and to be fair I was quite a nice person back then lol
However it all started to change when I was in property, this is when I became very blunt.

I'd still be an ADI now if it weren't for the fact that I was involved in a non-fault RTC which messed me up mentally for a while because the accident was very similar to the one which killed my Dad when I was a teenager.

Can't think of how that felt for one minute

 

[Kermit]

Now this is what this thread was made for... Just watched The Mind of Herbert Clunkerdunk on BBC.
WHAT THE F**K??????????

 

[Hoobajoob]

Today I was the front vehicle in a 3 car shunt. ☹ rear bumper is all smashed in.................... on the works Transporter .
My Elgrand is fine and dandy apart from being the dirtiest Elgrand in England

 

[Kermit]

Today I was the front vehicle in a 3 car shunt. ☹ rear bumper is all smashed in.................... on the works Transporter .
My Elgrand is fine and dandy apart from being the dirtiest Elgrand in England

I got worried there for a moment.

 

[dognero]

Glad your ok

 

[Hoobajoob]

Every body was fine. The guy that hit the back of me was a bit shaken up but no injuries at all. Surprisingly the reverse sensors still work . Sorry @Kermit I may have worded it that way on purpose.

And sorry dub fans. I hurt 1 of your brethren today and don't care.

 

[Kermit]

Every body was fine. The guy that hit the back of me was a bit shaken up but no injuries at all. Surprisingly the reverse sensors still work . Sorry @Kermit I may have worded it that way on purpose.

And sorry dub fans. I hurt 1 of your brethren today and don't care.

Duuuuuude, a VW bloke saved Nathan's bacon whilst on holiday this week, we can't say these things any more!

 

[Hoobajoob]

Duuuuuude, a VW bloke saved Nathan's bacon whilst on holiday this week, we can't say these things any more!

Haha. It was the most unbothered crash ever. Nobody cared at all. No one swore or got angry. It was the most pleasant crash I've had. Lol

 

[Kermit]

Haha. It was the most unbothered crash ever. Nobody cared at all. No one swore or got angry. It was the most pleasant crash I've had. Lol

Aww fantastic news, let's hope your next few are as good

 

[Hoobajoob]

Aww fantastic news, let's hope your next few are as good

Should be many years away before I have another while at the wheel.

 

[Kermit]

Should be many years away before I have another while at the wheel.

 

[Claptrap]

Every body was fine. The guy that hit the back of me was a bit shaken up but no injuries at all. Surprisingly the reverse sensors still work . Sorry @Kermit I may have worded it that way on purpose.

And sorry dub fans. I hurt 1 of your brethren today and don't care.

Hoobs, you seem to be a bit of crash magnet in 2019, glad you're okay but maybe you should go back on holiday.... I quite enjoyed your holiday updates

 

[Hoobajoob]

Hoobs, you seem to be a bit of crash magnet in 2019, glad you're okay but maybe you should go back on holiday.... I quite enjoyed your holiday updates

If only I could go back on holiday. I could easily get work singing in hotels but no one else wants to live in a hot sunny country all year round. My family are clearly strange.
As for crash magnet. It's all about hours spent on the road. I spend an awful lot of hours on the road. It's the first crash I've had whilst at the wheel since my mid 20s. The way my work mate drives I'm surprised we don't crash every week. .

 

[peter strokosz]

Woke up at 4.30 because of the wind outside and the wind inside.... dam you Friday night Indian take away n beer

 

[Madcalc]

As they say "fart in a jar and add it to your car!"

 

[LeStempy]

 

[Frogeyepete]

You only live once WTF.

 

[Claptrap]

You only live once WTF. View attachment 21966

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