- Messages
- 9,395
- Reaction score
- 39,515
- Points
- 473
- Location
- Co. Durham
- First Name
- Andy
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- North East
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
two fish in a tank..one turns to the other" do you know how to drive this thing?"Two parrots sat on a perch, one says 'Can you smell fish?'.
what about the hard shoulder?Two pieces of Tarmac walk into a bar, one turns to the other and says, "I'm dead hard me, I'm dead hard, I'll take anyone on!!" All of a sudden a piece of Pink Tarmac walks in, the bar man says, "Don't mess with him... he's a Cycle path!"