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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

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I'm up for it.
 

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Little Bruce and Willa are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married so Bruce goes to Willa's father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr Smith, me and Willa are in love
and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10..
Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, "In Willa’s room. It's bigger than mine
and we can both fit there nicely."
Mr Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Willa."

Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance, Willa makes five bucks a weekand I make 10 bucks a week.
That's about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine."

Mr Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.

"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.
I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,
"Well, we've been lucky so far."
 
Ha Ha
 

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Hope it's clean enough 🤔
 

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