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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

JAGMAN said:
At the risk of being barred , I shall comment no further.
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Mate, I am an observer not a moderator, the subject is highly charged at the moment and it's not really my place to comment. I was feeling a bit of tension in the room and wanted to drive the chat back to our pride & joy and not our political leanings.
For what it is worth I think ALL politicians are wankers whatever colour flag they wave :)
 
WhatsThisFor said:
Bring back Boris, at least he was amusing, something like the court jester or fool - I liked him.
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Buffoon Boris, Boring Starmer, Mark DICKford in Wales and Wee Jimmy Krankie in Scotland. Is it any wonder I stopped voting. Oops, politics creeping back in.
Elgrand Elgrand Elgrand that is why we are on this site.........
 
I think Hugh Grant did a decent job in his tenure as Prime Minister, definately a whiff of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky in that story line.

Anyway as you can see I am well versed in Politics, so I shall do the decent thing and go and anoy someone else, somewhere else.
 
WhatsThisFor said:
I think Hugh Grant did a decent job in his tenure as Prime Minister, definately a whiff of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky in that story line.

Anyway as you can see I am well versed in Politics, so I shall do the decent thing and go and anoy someone else, somewhere else.
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On the subject of wankers, Hugh Grant fits the bill perfectly lol. Anyone who climbs over Liz Hurley to get to a tuppence ha'penny hooker is a prime example...
 
RuskinStreet said:
On the subject of wankers, Hugh Grant fits the bill perfectly lol. Anyone who climbs over Liz Hurley to get to a tuppence ha'penny hooker is a prime example...
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That is true, but in his defence there were items unavailable at Liz,s boutique, so he had to shop elsewhere.
 
WhatsThisFor said:
That is true, but in his defence there were items unavailable at Liz,s boutique, so he had to shop elsewhere.
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If that is true then whatever the crack-addled hooker had to offer over the divine Ms Hurley must have been truly special 🤣
 
Gwilo365 said:
Actually it was Divine that was making the offer, wasn't it?
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No, he aproached her in his BMW and commented on her Red lips, she swerved him at first because she thought he was a Cop.

Then during the blow he kept pressing the brake peddle and the lights alerted two Cops who arrested them Red Lipped, so to speak.

She is now a gazzillionair with her own recording company - and very happy with the outcome of her meeting with Hugh.

I wasn't actually there at the time but the events described came from the Horses Mouth.
 
WhatsThisFor said:
No, he aproached her in his BMW and commented on her Red lips, she swerved him at first because she thought he was a Cop.

Then during the blow he kept pressing the brake peddle and the lights alerted two Cops who arrested them Red Lipped, so to speak.

She is now a gazzillionair with her own recording company - and very happy with the outcome of her meeting with Hugh.

I wasn't actually there at the time but the events described came from the Horses Mouth.
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You seem to have an "unhealthy" level of knowledge / interest in this?? :joy:
 
dognero said:
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Thought £12 was not a bad price till I came to the check out page then WTF.
Needless to say they wont be getting an order.
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As said Andy , plenty on eBay, and a cart load online, these seem ok at first glance but then you k ow to check the details mate
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4 direct hits on the HWS from the local bird population 🤬.

The local bird population are mainly pigeons, there are some starlings and the local gull family.
 
Magnu said:
4 direct hits on the HWS from the local bird population 🤬.

The local bird population are mainly pigeons, there are some starlings and the local gull family.
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Do what some caravan owners do, put a flag pole up with a bird of pray kite ( the ones that actually fly like a bird)
Or even a large model owl on the wall or fence post ( keeps some of the dirty gets away) ;)
 
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