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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

My friend is a StarTrek fan and thinks his car has some of Enterprise's features...

ABS warning - abs out of shape because he put some weight on and needs to do situps at the gym
SRS warning after he crashed - Short range scanner
HVAC warning - well he did fart and did have an itchy baskside, Klingon alert

Edit - what other Enterprise stuff could I kid him on with? E.g. Engine warning light - The engine cannae take any more Captain.
 
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Highway Dave said:
Cos it’s missing a 10mm ???
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10mm sockets are too light, the aerosols just blow them away, some artists use Pebbles - then after a few months they crack off the paint and make jewellery from the 100s of coloured dry paint layers.

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I use these big socket as they stay put and they were imperial odd sizes.
 
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