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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

A young lad walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom and leaves.

5 minutes later he walks back in. "Another condom please".

The pharmacist smirks "Back already eh, that was quick".

Lad says "Visiting a girlfriend's house for dinner, I think I'm in with her but I might be in with her sister who's fit too".

The pharmacist says "Hehe good luck then".

Another 5 minutes and the lad walks into the pharmacy again "Better have another one please, come to think of it her mum's quite fit and has been smiling at me a lot lately".

The pharmacist says "Haha you can hope"

Later that evening the lad goes to his girlfriend's house and sits down for dinner, girlfriend on the left of him, sister on the right and the mother sat opposite. They're about to start eating but the lad puts his head down and begins to pray. After 10 minutes his girlfriend whispers in his ear "I didn't know you were this religious". The lad says "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".
 
Lpgc said:
A young lad walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom and leaves.

5 minutes later he walks back in. "Another condom please".

The pharmacist smirks "Back already eh, that was quick".

Lad says "Visiting a girlfriend's house for dinner, I think I'm in with her but I might be in with her sister who's fit too".

The pharmacist says "Hehe good luck then".

Another 5 minutes and the lad walks into the pharmacy again "Better have another one please, come to think of it her mum's quite fit and has been smiling at me a lot lately".

The pharmacist says "Haha you can hope"

Later that evening the lad goes to his girlfriend's house and sits down for dinner, girlfriend on the left of him, sister on the right and the mother sat opposite. They're about to start eating but the lad puts his head down and begins to pray. After 10 minutes his girlfriend whispers in his ear "I didn't know you were this religious". The lad says "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist".
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