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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

Is this a new government initiative? They seem determined to drive cars off the road with pricing/emissions, so now they are trying psychology.
 
Two blokes stood at the bar drinking on the 11th floor of the Empire State Building.
One of the blokes says "Watch this", jumps out of the window, the wind carries him all-around the building and he comes back in through the same window.
The other bloke says "How did you do that?".
First bloke says "It's the wind up here, anyone can do it it's easy, watch I'll do it again" and he does the same thing again.
The 2nd bloke is still sceptical so the 1st bloke does it again and says "See, piece of cake"
So the 2nd bloke tries it, jumps out of the window but instead of being blown all around the building and coming back through the window falls all the way to the ground with a splat.
The barman says "You're a real dick when you're pissed Superman".
 
Two blokes stood at the bar drinking on the 11th floor of the Empire State Building.
One of the blokes says "Watch this", jumps out of the window, the wind carries him all-around the building and he comes back in through the same window.
The other bloke says "How did you do that?".
First bloke says "It's the wind up here, anyone can do it it's easy, watch I'll do it again" and he does the same thing again.
The 2nd bloke is still sceptical so the 1st bloke does it again and says "See, piece of cake"
So the 2nd bloke tries it, jumps out of the window but instead of being blown all around the building and coming back through the window falls all the way to the ground with a splat.
The barman says "You're a real dick when you're pissed Superman".
 
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