- Messages
- 44
- Reaction score
- 175
- Points
- 113
- Location
- Perth Western Australia
- First Name
- Ken
- Elgrand
- E51
- Region
- Rest Of World
A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm....
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says.
What sort of horse?', said the owner.
'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks him up shows the eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' The owner picks him up shows the teeth.
'Nith teeth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?' The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses #$%@ and pulls him out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that...
'Can I see her wun awound?
'I'd like to buy a horth' he says.
What sort of horse?', said the owner.
'A female horth,' the owner shows him a mare.
'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks him up shows the eyes.
'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' The owner picks him up shows the teeth.
'Nith teeth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?' The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses #$%@ and pulls him out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says 'Perhaps I should weefwaze that...
'Can I see her wun awound?