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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

They had 2 German mates .. , weapons inventors also -
Hans Grenade & Stenn Gunn 😖
 
What dose a cow have 4 of that a woman only has 2?
















Legs
 
Lize said:
An air conditioner 😲
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Yes-Yes)))))) And the price of these "buckets" is like 51 Elgrand)))) Therefore, the Eastern part of Russia drives old Japanese cars, and will never get off them)) And the western part drives Russian "buckets" and European cars and they are constantly trying to convince us that Japanese cars are evil, from which we must get rid of.
We have a joke: "What is good for Russian ?, the Japanese did it 30 years ago)))))
 
Carlos was a taxi driver in Malaga. He left Spain to become a mini cab driver in London. One day a fellow Spaniard got in his cab and asked him if it was difficult to cope with the steering wheel being on the other side. He replied, "No problem really, just sometimes I spit on the passenger instead of out of the window."
 
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