Sadly women like that are very rare in the UK now. I blame equal opportunities and the W.I lettuce licker brigadeAnd I will second everything your mate says about Russian Ladies, my wife is wonderful and treats me like a king and I only wanted to be treated like a human being.
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Yeah, the lovely men in this country really do outweigh the equivalent lovely women. FFS.Sadly women like that are very rare in the UK now. I blame equal opportunities and the W.I lettuce licker brigade
I personally think it's all the fault of that airline company Suffra-jets ,they've got a lot to answer to.Sadly women like that are very rare in the UK now. I blame equal opportunities and the W.I lettuce licker brigade
I would say lovely men outweigh lovely women in this country something like 36 million to one.
I don't think gender has much to do with it. The world is full of dicks, only difference is some actually have them...I would say lovely men outweigh lovely women in this country something like 36 million to one.
Yep as I am fond of saying “ I AM ALWAYS IN THE SHIT! ITS ONLY THE DEPTH THAT VARIES “
FUCK fuck and thrice fuck !!!!!!!!
Well , I've just got back home to good ol blighty today from a long long trip to France, (Brittany ).
Me , my wife , the mother in bore and my two pesky kidz plus luggage / fishing gear etc.
I must say , my twenty one year old E50 performed absolutely fantastic. Never missed a beat in the 900 mile round trip !
On the way over , we caught the high speed ferry from Portsmouth to cherbourg, my wife asked her mother if she wanted to go to the toilet on the ferry before we disembarked, she said "no I'm fine !"
As soon as we went through passport control , some ten minutes later, she said could I stop off asap as she needs the toilet !!!!
FUCK !!!! We spent the whole fucking journey down to vannes (in severe heavy thunder storms and torrential rain ) stopping off at every fucking rest area and service stations !!!!
Was exactly the same on the return journey !
Brings on a whole new meaning to the phrase , TAKING THE PISS !!!!
. That's what I call a holiday review @Nathane69
Leave her at home next time mate.FUCK fuck and thrice fuck !!!!!!!!
Well , I've just got back home to good ol blighty today from a long long trip to France, (Brittany ).
Me , my wife , the mother in bore and my two pesky kidz plus luggage / fishing gear etc.
I must say , my twenty one year old E50 performed absolutely fantastic. Never missed a beat in the 900 mile round trip !
On the way over , we caught the high speed ferry from Portsmouth to cherbourg, my wife asked her mother if she wanted to go to the toilet on the ferry before we disembarked, she said "no I'm fine !"
As soon as we went through passport control , some ten minutes later, she said could I stop off asap as she needs the toilet !!!!
FUCK !!!! We spent the whole fucking journey down to vannes (in severe heavy thunder storms and torrential rain ) stopping off at every fucking rest area and service stations !!!!
Was exactly the same on the return journey !
Brings on a whole new meaning to the phrase , TAKING THE PISS !!!!
I like it
If "wish you were here" ever returns to our screens you would be an ideal replacement for Judith Chalmers.
good one Phil. you do make me laaaaaaaarf mate .)
Heh heh
aaaaarh The lovely Judith Chalmers.
She was a a great presenter on that program and ever so polite too . You don't hear from her anymore ? I think she was on loose woman once ? ( dontchaaaa love a loose woman eh ?
I think I would be more suited to the more aptly named , idiot abroad !
I actually agree with most things Karl pilkington says and I even look a bit like him too !!! although somewhat fatter !
ive just watched Edd China's new pilot on you tube hes tarting up a MK! golf gti and half way throughThe joke's on me mate - I can't get the image of Judith Chalmers opening wish you were here with your elegant opener
"On this weeks Wish you were here - fuck, fuck & thrice fuck" Now that would be TV gold
Rear bottom mate !!!!!I say Sir, i bloody say Sir !!!!!