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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

After becoming sick to death of doorstep sellers calling at our house I bought one of those polite stickers to pop in the window of our front door.

So today we were putting some coving up, there's a man walking up the path, he's holding a picture frame, I have seen him in the area before. I say to the Husband 'He's selling aerial photos of houses in the area just ignore it and he'll go'

The bloke knocks, we stand still all quiet. The dick* knocks again, I answer, point to the sign and say "Sorry we don't buy from doorstep sellers"
He starts trying to tell me how I'd be missing out on this great photo of my house etc etc.

Christ, what a waste of time this sign is. Cheeky feckers.

*He probably used his hand.
 
Kermit said:
After becoming sick to death of doorstep sellers calling at our house I bought one of those polite stickers to pop in the window of our front door.

So today we were putting some coving up, there's a man walking up the path, he's holding a picture frame, I have seen him in the area before. I say to the Husband 'He's selling aerial photos of houses in the area just ignore it and he'll go'

The bloke knocks, we stand still all quiet. The dick* knocks again, I answer, point to the sign and say "Sorry we don't buy from doorstep sellers"
He starts trying to tell me how I'd be missing out on this great photo of my house etc etc.

Christ, what a waste of time this sign is. Cheeky feckers.

*He probably used his hand.
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Water pistol does the trick, they don't come back again.
 
He might have been profoundly dislexic like myself
Kermit said:
After becoming sick to death of doorstep sellers calling at our house I bought one of those polite stickers to pop in the window of our front door.

So today we were putting some coving up, there's a man walking up the path, he's holding a picture frame, I have seen him in the area before. I say to the Husband 'He's selling aerial photos of houses in the area just ignore it and he'll go'

The bloke knocks, we stand still all quiet. The dick* knocks again, I answer, point to the sign and say "Sorry we don't buy from doorstep sellers"
He starts trying to tell me how I'd be missing out on this great photo of my house etc etc.

Christ, what a waste of time this sign is. Cheeky feckers.

*He probably used his hand.
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He might have been profoundly dislexic like myself ,,in which case you were being bad to someone with a disability ,. shame on you,.,😁😂🤣😁😂🤣😂😁
 
Stempy said:
Water pistol does the trick, they don't come back again.
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I'll try it next time, thanks.

What do I do with it? Hit him over the head?
 
Ruzz1 said:
He might have been profoundly dislexic like myself

He might have been profoundly dislexic like myself ,,in which case you were being bad to someone with a disability ,. shame on you,.,😁😂🤣😁😂🤣😂😁
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To be fair he very well could have been but there's even a sign on there which he should have understood.

Oh God, I hope he wasn't blind. :confused:

:p
 
Ruzz1 said:
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😁😁😁
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I'm still giggling :joy::joy::joy::joy:

My Husband is watching the rugby and I'm trying to keep my shoulders from going up and down :joy::joy::joy::joy:
 
If you want some tips on getting rid of cold callers listen to "macc lads - animal testing" on youtube :D:D
 
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