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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

"My mum was going to come and stay with us for a few days but she won't be able to get up the stairs now"...
 
Nearly shit my pants yesterday when I couldn't open the car, I was heading out to pick up the monster in law. I could see the red security light was flashing on the dash so I thought I would try the physical key before telling SWMBO the good news. I reached into my pocket pulled out the Faraday wallet took out the key to remove the fob and then shouted "Twat".
 
I know he "won" his case but I think if they lose the lawyer should pick up the bill and not charge the taxpayer, the "appeals" cases and a lot of these "human rights" cases would then disappear overnight. The laws are made for the benefits of the lawmakers, not the victims.
 
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He was awarded £7500, the rest is costs to bring the case to court. Seems it was considered cheaper to just accept than fight it. Still scum mind you.

Something to remember is politicians will often create or manipulate a situation to cause public outrage. This allows them to put in laws that suit them. It's an old tactic that governments use.
 
well i can confirm taking christmas decorations down is dangerous so with my hands fill of baubles from the tree i stepped back caught my foot in the lights tripped ovrer the coffee table went down on my back with my ass in a box of packed baubles feet higher than my head feeling all the glass popping as i roll around trying to get up/out not very graceful mrs bob more worried about the baubles so it is official i am banning christmas next year
 
Bob Edwards said:
well i can confirm taking christmas decorations down is dangerous so with my hands fill of baubles from the tree i stepped back caught my foot in the lights tripped ovrer the coffee table went down on my back with my ass in a box of packed baubles feet higher than my head feeling all the glass popping as i roll around trying to get up/out not very graceful mrs bob more worried about the baubles so it is official i am banning christmas next year
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When she wants new baubles just tell her “Christmas my arse”———then run
 
For a while I have felt that my black car is getting slower and slower and today I have noticed that it is gradually turning white! Must be some kind of insideous fungal infection.
 

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For a while I have felt that my black car is getting slower and slower and today I have noticed that it is gradually turning white! Must be some kind of insideous fungal infection.
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She’s trying to tell you something
 
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