WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

[dognero]

Or come on stop mocking the poor guy.
He thought he was sold an electric car.......

 

[LeStempy]

 

[Magnu]

I got overexcited yesterday by this thread and have bought a Primastar roof rail kit. Just got to work out how to hide it from SWMBO.

 

[WhatsThisFor]

If like me you buy a sandwich or wrap when you are out and about, be aware of this notice below..

Full list of recalled products from sandwich supplier linked to UK E.coli outbreak

The sandwich and salad maker Greencore Group, which supplies stores such as Asda, Sainsbury's and Boots, has recalled a number of products after concerns they were linked to a UK outbreak of E.coli.

The company is asking customers to return more than 40 different items, which were linked to a spate of people falling ill from the bacteria earlier this month.

As of last week, 113 cases - with some being admitted to hospital - had been detected since May 25 after an outbreak of E.coli.

The Food Standards Agency (FSA) said Greencore Group was recalling products from retailers including Boots, Asda, Co-op, Aldi and Amazon because of "possible contamination with E.coli".

“Infections caused by STEC bacteria can cause severe bloody diarrhoea and, in some cases, more serious complications. We therefore advise any consumers who have any of these products not to eat them," he added.

Full list of recalled products:


Aldi products


Aldi Chicken Fajita Triple WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon products


Amazon BLT SandwichUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Chicken Salad SandwichUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Prawn Layered SaladUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Ploughman's SandwichUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Chicken & Bacon Layered SaladUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Asda products


Asda Smoky Beans and Cheddar Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Chicken & Bacon Club (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Brie, Bacon and Chilli Chutney (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda BLT (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Asda Vegan No Chick'n Caesar WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Tuna Crunch Sub RollUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Southern Fried Chicken WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Southern Fried Chicken Triple WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Boots products


Boots BBQ Chicken wrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots BLT (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Cheddar Cheese Ploughman's (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Chicken & Bacon Caesar WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Chicken Triple (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Delicious Ham & Cheese Ploughman's (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Halloumi & Greek Style Salad wrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Ham & Egg Club (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Mixed Triple (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Southern Fried Chicken WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Spicy Bean & Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Vegan No Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Vegan No Duck & Hoisin WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Veggie Triple (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op products


Co-op Vegan Gro Onion Bhaji (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Mexican Style Bean & Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Ham, Cheese & Pickle (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Ham & Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Chicken & Bacon Caesar WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 17 June 2024


Co-op Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons products


Morrisons Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons Chicken Salad PFS (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons Gluten Free Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons Gluten Free Sandwich PlatterUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's products


Sainsbury's Peri Peri Chicken WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's BBQ Pulled Pork & Red Leicester (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's Chicken, Bacon & Avocado Focaccia (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's Greek Style WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's Jerk Halloumi WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Bon Appetit.

 

[Gwilo365]

And that, Children, is why I'm the chief salad dodger and only eat pies or kebabs.

 

[Magnu]

And that, Children, is why I'm the chief salad dodger and only eat pies or kebabs.

Being a fellow salad dodger I am fully aware I'm likely to get the E.coli from the source animal carcass.

 

[Gwilo365]

Burn it with fire?

More Opel/GM/Vauxhall WTF-ery.
One button on the key decides to drop off. Fair enough, new casing sourced from eBay. YouTube consulted exhaustively for "how-to", equipment sourced and gathered....
Set about it....
Nope. Most of the casing ended up mangled, hands cut and still couldn't get the original to give up the circuit board inside.
Ended up at Timpsons and £50 lighter.
Only other cobbler/locksmith nearby didn't want to do/£100.

 

[ElCurio]

If like me you buy a sandwich or wrap when you are out and about, be aware of this notice below..

Full list of recalled products from sandwich supplier linked to UK E.coli outbreak

The sandwich and salad maker Greencore Group, which supplies stores such as Asda, Sainsbury's and Boots, has recalled a number of products after concerns they were linked to a UK outbreak of E.coli.

The company is asking customers to return more than 40 different items, which were linked to a spate of people falling ill from the bacteria earlier this month.

As of last week, 113 cases - with some being admitted to hospital - had been detected since May 25 after an outbreak of E.coli.

The Food Standards Agency (FSA) said Greencore Group was recalling products from retailers including Boots, Asda, Co-op, Aldi and Amazon because of "possible contamination with E.coli".

“Infections caused by STEC bacteria can cause severe bloody diarrhoea and, in some cases, more serious complications. We therefore advise any consumers who have any of these products not to eat them," he added.

Full list of recalled products:


Aldi products


Aldi Chicken Fajita Triple WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon products


Amazon BLT SandwichUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Chicken Salad SandwichUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Prawn Layered SaladUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Ploughman's SandwichUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Chicken & Bacon Layered SaladUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Asda products


Asda Smoky Beans and Cheddar Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Chicken & Bacon Club (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Brie, Bacon and Chilli Chutney (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda BLT (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Asda Vegan No Chick'n Caesar WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Tuna Crunch Sub RollUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Southern Fried Chicken WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Southern Fried Chicken Triple WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Boots products


Boots BBQ Chicken wrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots BLT (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Cheddar Cheese Ploughman's (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Chicken & Bacon Caesar WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Chicken Triple (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Delicious Ham & Cheese Ploughman's (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Halloumi & Greek Style Salad wrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Ham & Egg Club (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Mixed Triple (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Southern Fried Chicken WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Spicy Bean & Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Vegan No Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Vegan No Duck & Hoisin WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Veggie Triple (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op products


Co-op Vegan Gro Onion Bhaji (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Mexican Style Bean & Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Ham, Cheese & Pickle (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Ham & Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Chicken & Bacon Caesar WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 17 June 2024


Co-op Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons products


Morrisons Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons Chicken Salad PFS (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons Gluten Free Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons Gluten Free Sandwich PlatterUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's products


Sainsbury's Peri Peri Chicken WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's BBQ Pulled Pork & Red Leicester (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's Chicken, Bacon & Avocado Focaccia (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's Greek Style WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's Jerk Halloumi WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Bon Appetit.

Welcome to Plague Island.

 

[Manoerwar]

Fecking hell, Khal punishes me with posh/guff salad occasionally, i've never bought a sandwich from any outlet.

Steak bakes, sausage rolls, pork pies, pie and mash, fish and chips; foods of the gods to improve our health and wellbeing, supporting us to keep mentally and physically well, to get better when we are ill and, when we cannot fully recover, to stay as well as we can to the end of our lives. Add beer to increase overall well being. A good well balanced diet works for me!!!

(disclaimer, don't try this at home folks).

 

[WhatsThisFor]

Welcome to Plague Island.

To be fair I’ve been eating the highlighted items for years - and I’ve only been ill 17 times, so not too bad.

 

[Bal]

If like me you buy a sandwich or wrap when you are out and about, be aware of this notice below..

Full list of recalled products from sandwich supplier linked to UK E.coli outbreak

The sandwich and salad maker Greencore Group, which supplies stores such as Asda, Sainsbury's and Boots, has recalled a number of products after concerns they were linked to a UK outbreak of E.coli.

The company is asking customers to return more than 40 different items, which were linked to a spate of people falling ill from the bacteria earlier this month.

As of last week, 113 cases - with some being admitted to hospital - had been detected since May 25 after an outbreak of E.coli.

The Food Standards Agency (FSA) said Greencore Group was recalling products from retailers including Boots, Asda, Co-op, Aldi and Amazon because of "possible contamination with E.coli".

“Infections caused by STEC bacteria can cause severe bloody diarrhoea and, in some cases, more serious complications. We therefore advise any consumers who have any of these products not to eat them," he added.

Full list of recalled products:


Aldi products


Aldi Chicken Fajita Triple WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon products


Amazon BLT SandwichUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Chicken Salad SandwichUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Prawn Layered SaladUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Ploughman's SandwichUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Amazon Chicken & Bacon Layered SaladUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Asda products


Asda Smoky Beans and Cheddar Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Chicken & Bacon Club (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Brie, Bacon and Chilli Chutney (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda BLT (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Asda Vegan No Chick'n Caesar WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Tuna Crunch Sub RollUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Southern Fried Chicken WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Asda Southern Fried Chicken Triple WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 15 June 2024


Boots products


Boots BBQ Chicken wrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots BLT (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Cheddar Cheese Ploughman's (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Chicken & Bacon Caesar WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Chicken Triple (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Delicious Ham & Cheese Ploughman's (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Halloumi & Greek Style Salad wrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Ham & Egg Club (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Mixed Triple (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Southern Fried Chicken WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Spicy Bean & Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Vegan No Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Vegan No Duck & Hoisin WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Boots Veggie Triple (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op products


Co-op Vegan Gro Onion Bhaji (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Mexican Style Bean & Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Ham, Cheese & Pickle (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Ham & Cheese WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Co-op Chicken & Bacon Caesar WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 17 June 2024


Co-op Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons products


Morrisons Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons Chicken Salad PFS (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons Gluten Free Chicken Salad (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Morrisons Gluten Free Sandwich PlatterUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's products


Sainsbury's Peri Peri Chicken WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's BBQ Pulled Pork & Red Leicester (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's Chicken, Bacon & Avocado Focaccia (Sandwich)Use by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's Greek Style WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Sainsbury's Jerk Halloumi WrapUse by: All dates up to and including 16 June 2024


Bon Appetit.

Well done, good public service announcement. Many thanks.

 

[LeStempy]

 

[Carolina]

Started to clear a big area for an elderly lady in my village. It's a megga job, but she can't afford the £3000 quoted, for the Pros to do it. If you know, you know.



I'm about a quarter of the way through it. A big pile is now dying in the side shed ready to burn in a few weeks. Ashes will be spread on the ground right there. It will take a few more mornings to get it all carefully cut down.

I have the chemicals and will start the injections in August/September time. It's a 3 year process, which I have committed to. She has paid for the chemicals and I won't charge.

Luckily it's at the bottom of her very long garden and nowhere near houses, buildings, etc. It has been making her ill worrying about it.

Why the f*#k does this bloody plant exist...

 

[Yasawas]

Good on you, very kind of you to help out on such a project

 

[Magnu]

Went to South Shields this morning with SWMBO and grandchild #5. My treat for being good was a cooked breakfast from my favourite café.
I was also left this present by a passing avian crapping machine.

I spotted it straight away from a couple of hundred yards as we turned a corner.

 

[Nevillerover]

At least it’s white on white.

 

[Magnu]

At least it’s white on white.

When they start shitting QX1 I just might be happy .

 

[LeStempy]

Inject some QX1 into a few sardines, bingo!

 

[Highway Dave]

Can’t catch my f*****g breath.
I have contacted numerous places regarding taking off my stripes “ ooooof “ they say , you’ll be lucky if they’ve been on 18 years
Bought several caramel wheels which won’t touch them ( they are vinyl on foil)

Thought foook it ten minutes ago and put the kettle on, seems lots of boiling water and plastic razors will do the job fine, so I’m currently waiting for her indoors to tell me where her dress steamer is and away I go

Just shows, if you have an old mind full of old tricks ——— trust it lol

 

[Andyzz]

I have done in the past with a hairdryer but a heat gun is best but you have to be very quick and careful not to get it too hot.