WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

[RuskinStreet]

if i ring someone and get an answer phone i always tell it to fuck off strange they never ring back

Always goes down well with the mother-in-law

 

[Highway Dave]

Always goes down well with the mother-in-law

Nah, that was always more satisfying face to face

 

[dognero]

Funny enough I find it strangely satisfying to tell Alexa to fuck of when she sounds an alarm I set, sometimes I set it just so I can
Keeps me entertained

Try asking her if she gives head lol

 

[Highway Dave]

Funny enough I find it strangely satisfying to tell Alexa to fuck of when she sounds an alarm I set, sometimes I set it just so I can
Keeps me entertained

Try asking her if she gives head lol

Just did out of curiosity and Joan walks in
Her very words were” frigg me, there’s desperate and there’s you”
She won’t believe you told me to say it

 

[RuskinStreet]

Try asking her if she gives head lol

Alexa doesn't seem to understand "fuck off" either......

 

[RuskinStreet]

Just did out of curiosity and Joan walks in
Her very words were” frigg me, there’s desperate and there’s you”
She won’t believe you told me to say it

PMSL

 

[dognero]

Just did out of curiosity and Joan walks in
Her very words were” frigg me, there’s desperate and there’s you”
She won’t believe you told me to say it

 

[Kermit]

Try asking her if she gives head lol

Jesus, I was scrolling obviously too quickly and thought you were replying to the Mother In Law comment fgs

 

[RuskinStreet]

SO it's Andy's fault you are in the doghouse @Highway Dave , makes a change, it's usually @Bob Edwards fault

 

[Highway Dave]

Alexa doesn't seem to understand "fuck off" either......

Yeh but she’s the only woman you can tell to fuck of without having to fight the dog for your dinner

 

[dognero]

It's a lot brighter this morning

 

[Highway Dave]

I said I didn’t want any

 

[dognero]

I said I didn’t want any

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I will send you some more.
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[Highway Dave]

 

[Highway Dave]

@dognero you twit
Just shouted Alexa to read notifications and you should see the look I got

 

[Lpgc]

Snow is great when you're a kid or if you want to take scenic pictures lol.

Talking to my mate last week who comes to watch me work on Mondays and Thursdays (he's disabled after a car crash 30 years ago), taking my jumper off because it was too hot, I said 'Well I think that's us into summery weather now, no more snow this year eh'.

 

[dognero]

PMSL

 

[Highway Dave]

PMSL

Well you would , wouldn’t you

 

[Lpgc]

@dognero you twit
Just shouted Alexa to read notifications and you should see the look I got

What do you do if the missus or the dog is called Alexa lol...

 

[Highway Dave]

What do you do if the missus or the dog is called Alexa lol...

You watch very carefully what you say to them mate