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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

JonRWB said:
VW camper drivers - what a bunch of knobjockeys. Been away camping the last couple of weekends - why do those shitgimps feel the need to stick up a flagpole with a VW flag on it? It's quite obvious to all that you are a dimwit wankspangle - why advertise the fact further? Cunts.
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Great write up jonRwb .
Absolutely hilarious post .
I've now learnt two new words thanks to you .

I've also got to say , the response from other members regarding this has been absolutely hilarious too !
Love it 😂👍👍👍 well done guys , I've had a right belly laugh over this 😂👍👍
 
JonRWB said:
VW camper drivers - what a bunch of knobjockeys. Been away camping the last couple of weekends - why do those shitgimps feel the need to stick up a flagpole with a VW flag on it? It's quite obvious to all that you are a dimwit wankspangle - why advertise the fact further? Cunts.
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Not been to an EOC meet then? We don't have any flags, honest.

They probably think the same about us. Doesn't bother me, I'd be more wound up by a football shirt than a car flag... that is real wankspangle territory! :D
 
blingo said:
Not been to an EOC meet then? We don't have any flags, honest.

They probably think the same about us. Doesn't bother me, I'd be more wound up by a football shirt than a car flag... that is real wankspangle territory! :D
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I get the meet thing - but to just turn up at a camp site on your own and run up a flagpole with a VW flag? Why?
 
JonRWB said:
I get the meet thing - but to just turn up at a camp site on your own and run up a flagpole with a VW flag? Why?
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It’s so other German vans can be attracted.
You know what they say about flys around $#it
 
blingo said:
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dog with a channel tunnel scale boring machine?

The bastard foxes that live under my shed.

I appreciate their persistance and mining engineering skills but really, give it a fucking rest!
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your lucky i,ve got fucking badges....
 
JonRWB said:
I get the meet thing - but to just turn up at a camp site on your own and run up a flagpole with a VW flag? Why?
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Well yes, that is a bit "special".
 
Elgrand with reg E162AND. With the positioning of the studs it's as near as you can get...I had to follow it to get a closer look. Found out it belonged to the dealer I was about to buy from so knocked him down :)
 
fucking swansea did a nova on 20th july
came back approved today WTF normally takes 5days!!! useless !
 
So much for the news that energy prices are going to be capped WTF...
Got an email today...
Our duel fuel will be going up by £475.91 per year. From £1290.01 a year to £1765.92 a year.
I have done a comparison to see about switching and if I switch I will end up paying more than this. WTF
Makes running an Elgrand cheaper than running a house.
:scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:
 
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dognero said:
So much for the news that energy prices are going to be capped WTF...
Got an email today...
Our duel fuel will be going up by £475.91 per year. From £1290.01 a year to £1765.92 a year.
I have done a comparison to see about switching and if I switch I will end up paying more than this. WTF
Makes running an Elgrand cheaper than running a house.
:scream::scream::scream::scream::scream:
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LOL think yourself lucky mine's pushing 4 grand a year.
 
Rob Whitton said:
LOL think yourself lucky mine's pushing 4 grand a year.
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WTF ! 4 GRAND A YEAR !!😨😨😨😨

Gosh !!! You must live in a mansion with a heated indoor pool , heated outdoor pool , air conditioned gym , air conditioning throughout on all five floors including the staff accommodation wing !
Oh , nearly forgot , a heated garage to keep your Elgrand in ! 😂😂😉😂😉👍👍👍
 
And don't forget the heated driveway to travel on to get to the heated garage ;)

Nathane69 said:
WTF ! 4 GRAND A YEAR !!😨😨😨😨

Gosh !!! You must live in a mansion with a heated indoor pool , heated outdoor pool , air conditioned gym , air conditioning throughout on all five floors including the staff accommodation wing !
Oh , nearly forgot , a heated garage to keep your Elgrand in ! 😂😂😉😂😉👍👍👍
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Nathane69 said:
WTF ! 4 GRAND A YEAR !!😨😨😨😨

Gosh !!! You must live in a mansion with a heated indoor pool , heated outdoor pool , air conditioned gym , air conditioning throughout on all five floors including the staff accommodation wing !
Oh , nearly forgot , a heated garage to keep your Elgrand in ! 😂😂😉😂😉👍👍👍
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Yeah I wish! But a big house and 4 power draining kids!! Not even my bikes get a heated garage.

A few years I ago the guy at the NPower call centre said "mr Whitton do you know your bill is 3 times the nationak average?" Yeah thanks for that.
 
Fuckin Elgrands genuine parts are hard to get downunder, have to wait weeks from Japan. Don't fucking trust seconds & had enough of it. Going to fuck it off first chance l get. But fucking nice van otherwise.
 
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