WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

[RuskinStreet]

Believe it Shakespeare has been used on the forum before .we’re a cultural lot lol

Hell yeh! Used to go to Shakespeare nights in Conwy Castle, excuse for a large amount of alcohol and a posh picnic mainly. Only one of us actually understood the Bards comedy, rest of us didn't have a ballsy clue. We just laughed along with the rest of the audience, got (very) pissed and threatened with eviction one year

 

[RuskinStreet]

Yeah it's the Scientology thing and him jumping about on sofas which put me off.

He's a nob of the worst kind... a millionaire nob. He can afford to pay people to like him.
I, on the other hand, am a poor nob (I own an Elgrand). It costs me nothing to be liked or disliked, not that I give a flying fcuk either way.
Celebrity nobs, "can't live with 'em, quite happily live without 'em"

 

[diable]

He's a nob of the worst kind... a millionaire nob. He can afford to pay people to like him.
I, on the other hand, am a poor nob (I own an Elgrand). It costs me nothing to be liked or disliked, not that I give a flying fcuk either way.
Celebrity nobs, "can't live with 'em, quite happily live without 'em"

You have some deep rooted issues of worth that I believe stem from your childhood and you are looking for an outlet to release that resentment, have you thought about seeking professional help?

 

[RuskinStreet]

You have some deep rooted issues of worth that I believe stem from your childhood and you are looking for an outlet to release that resentment, have you thought about seeking professional help?

I blame Jimmy Saville & Rolf Harris....

 

[diable]

I blame Jimmy Saville & Rolf Harris....

Gary Glitter could have saved you........

 

[Bob Edwards]

for the last few days the weather forecast on my computer keeps swapping from English to Hebrew nothing else just the weather

 

[Elgrandonaut]

for the last few days the weather forecast on my computer keeps swapping from English to Hebrew nothing else just the weather

Check out the morning dew?

 

[RuskinStreet]

Gary Glitter could have saved you........

...I was too busy with Jonathan King

 

[RuskinStreet]

Check out the morning dew?

 

[mikkb]

for the last few days the weather forecast on my computer keeps swapping from English to Hebrew nothing else just the weather

We are expecting some biblical weather.

 

[Dave Marshall]

We are expecting some biblical weather.

It's probably trying to order some Ben and Jerry's before they stop selling it in the occupied territories

 

[Peter 71]

So I loaned my HWS to my daughter to pick up a mattress , comes back all seats have been moved. O K no problem but I can’t remember how to lift the rear seats up to the windows , I did it 2years ago ,they’re must be a lever or button some where . Bloody kids

 

[diable]

So I loaned my HWS to my daughter to pick up a mattress , comes back all seats have been moved. O K no problem but I can’t remember how to lift the rear seats up to the windows , I did it 2years ago ,they’re must be a lever or button some where . Bloody kids

You need to line up the arrows on the seats to the ones on the side then release the clips on the runners.

 

[diable]

It's probably trying to order some Ben and Jerry's before they stop selling it in the occupied territories

Ireland?

 

[Highway Dave]

Well it would seem that jauce isn’t working properly just now , hope they haven’t got the floods of China or worse
Thing is , I am now going to have to resort to talking to the wife
Not happy

 

[Kermit]

Well it would seem that jauce isn’t working properly just now , hope they haven’t got the floods of China or worse
Thing is , I am now going to have to resort to talking to the wife
Not happy

You won't Dave, she's going out mate.

 

[Highway Dave]

You won't Dave, she's going out mate.

She might think she is but the thing is , jauce WAS working last night

 

[RuskinStreet]

Well it would seem that jauce isn’t working properly just now , hope they haven’t got the floods of China or worse
Thing is , I am now going to have to resort to talking to the wife
Not happy

thanks @Highway Dave, hadn't heard of jauce and I've been on it all night now! Payday Friday, skint by Saturday, cheers mate LOL

 

[Chopper]

Stair rods earlier, absolutely hammering down, sat stationary waiting to turn left, no wind, wondering why the van is rocking left and right, oh, it's the wipers! Got to love XL suspension.

 

[RuskinStreet]

thanks @Highway Dave, hadn't heard of jauce and I've been on it all night now! Payday Friday, skint by Saturday, cheers mate LOL

Oh crap, its working again, feel a purchase coming on