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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

you've done 16 - click or hover over your avatar :)
 
Adlington13 said:
I love this thread........pissing myself laughing!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
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its what's good about this club/forum matey. We all love a bit of banter and not many take things too seriously either albeit we do have a few who do need to get out a bit more:p enjoy and learn matey as this is a hive of info at your disposal to help you run your ride to a top level.
 
I was gonna complain about the neighbours spanking the monkey too loudly but someone on here is threatening to spank actual monkeys so I can't do it with a straight face.

Meanwhile Aussie NDIS is worse than PIP - wtf?
 
When you're the Admin on an Elgrand forum and your workload is increased by having to delete 6 posts a guy made so he can get to 10 without actually socializing with the community. Some people must only want the support section, hey it's still free you but if you're going to shitpost to make it to 10, don't make it so obvious... *facepalm*
 
What the Fox!
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Yeah, I admit they are cute... but really enough already!

The wife and son have already given them names so any "mysterious" deaths for them ( I mean the foxes of course!) isn't going to end well for me.

I swear the one on the left is half kangaroo anyhow and would probably have me if it came to a fight :)
 
blingo said:
What the Fox!
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Yeah, I admit they are cute... but really enough already!

The wife and son have already given them names so any "mysterious" deaths for them ( I mean the foxes of course!) isn't going to end well for me.

I swear the one on the left is half kangaroo anyhow and would probably have me if it came to a fight :)
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Couple of hounds needed maybe @blingo ?
 
Do people a really do their homework before buying a van?
Seems to be a lot of new owners popping up on fb asking how to change the menus to English or connect their phone via the wire.........I learnt everything I could before deciding to buy the bus....don't other people do that?
 
Steviejay said:
Absolutely!!!

Just read this:

peter strokosz
Well-Known Member
Male, 50, from hants/berks
Almost shat myself... after de catting and oil and filter change thought I'd open daisy up..she is a wolf in sheeps clothing


Tell us more.................. and why the hell have you called your Elgrand Daisy.........it should be called Brutus.......or Fuckpig.

Have another beer and get back to me.

It's very important.

:cool::cool::cool:
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Mine is called the Enterprise.
 
Well the jack Russell is doing a great job of keeping pigeons( rats of the sky) on the new grass seed... He caught n killed one this morn with the death shake..tye wife screamed a bit but I so proud of him... 9 years old and still a little fucking killer
 
What the fuck is going on with this weather... I’ve been cooked up on the roofs for two weeks now , I should be as brown as a berry but health n safety hard hat ,high viz, steel toe capped boots,,,,, when I started roofing many years ago would go to work in fucking trainers and a pair of beary there shorts and no frigging sun cream...bah bah bah done the Euro lotto tonight fuck this work lark. Plus I’ve over cooked my gooch beyond repair ...
 
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But I can't find the original thread for this so can you please move it if it's in the wrong one I did a quick run to 60 times and it showed 9.98 secondsIMG_6683.JPG
 
Andyzz said:
But I can't find the original thread for this so can you please move it if it's in the wrong one I did a quick run to 60 times and it showed 9.98 secondsView attachment 6531
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Yesterday the Seat Alhambra tdi in front of me quite obviously booted it, so I of course did the same. The gap was the same, I made no ground up on it. Just two of us with nothing heavy in the van. I've never thought these were that fast tbh
 
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