Went to a restaurant yesterday lunchtime with the boss. She always asks for hot sauce. The hotter the better. Tabasco is a bit of a disappointment, but will do at a pinch. Doesn´t matter that some poor chef has spent years training to create the perfect mixture of sauce and meat or fish, the food has to have hot sauce on it (bit like Bristow with his ketchup and Mr Gordon Blue in tears). Anyway, the waiter brings a small plastic dish with a few drops of sauce on it. My wife gave it a disparaging look and asked for more. The waiter agreed to bring more but said be careful it is very very hot.
Having put it on her tuna, she said he was right it is very hot. I was curious, so when he came back I asked to see the bottle.
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To be fair, the instructions on the back said "use only for cooking" and "store in a cool place, preferably in a lead lined bunker in the middle of nowhere". I got some of it on my fingers, but didn´t think much about it. Later after touching my mouth I noticed that my lips were burning a little, so went to the toilet to wash my hands and face. You may be able to guess where this is heading! Decided to use the facilities and then wash my hands - stupid, stupid stupid. Washed hands and face and went back to join my wife. After sitting down for a few moments got the terrible burning sensation, WTF ........................................................................