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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

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Talking about pencils…..

I didn’t show much interest in most subjects at school, I was more interested in honing my disruptive skills than learning stuff I deemed useless.

Anyway, I happened to mention to my Mum that I liked Technical Drawing, which was part of Art - which I liked too.

So she bought me a geometry set, I thought I had won the Pools, absolutely fantastic, with a covert stabbing implement too.
 
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Talking about pencils…..

I didn’t show much interest in most subjects at school, I was more interested in honing my disruptive skills than learning stuff I deemed useless.

Anyway, I happened to mention to my Mum that I liked Technical Drawing, which was part of Art - which I liked too.

So she bought me a geometry set, I thought I had won the Pools, absolutely fantastic, with a covert stabbing implement too.
I used to like Technical Drawing. Think I got a grade 2 in GCE 👍🏻
 
Me too , that and metal work/ woodwork
I always seemed to be elsewhere when other lessons took place lol
I got a 1 in woodwork. Didn’t do metalwork at that level, you had to choose one or the other. 5 & 6 in English and Maths, so just scraped through. Failed General Science.
 
For some reason SHMBO wanted the central heating on this morning, so I went into the workshop, the north facing door had a cold draught coming through, sorted! I must be getting nesh* in my old age.
*nesh- (for all you southern gents and ladies) getting soft and feeling the cold.20260102_090253.jpg
 
For some reason SHMBO wanted the central heating on this morning, so I went into the workshop, the north facing door had a cold draught coming through, sorted! I must be getting nesh* in my old age.
*nesh- (for all you southern gents and ladies) getting soft and feeling the cold.View attachment 118789
Nesh lol, I'm a relatively southern pansy from the Northwest, was just south of Middlesborough today and the fckers were wearing shorts @ -1 degrees 🤣
 
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