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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

So there's this broke, ditzy blonde, ever-so sweet, wants to earn a quick bob. She has the revelation that she should go to one of the more affluent neighborhoods to look for work.
The first place she gets to, great long crunchy driveway, past a parked red sports car, and knocks on the massive front door to this big, white mansion.
No answer...
Not happy that she's walked all that way, so she bangs on the door harder. Eventually, the really hung-over owner answers, avoiding the glare of the morning sun, asks what she wants. She explains why she's there with the offer to do housework or gardening, etc.
Not wanting to let her in the house or make a noise with a lawnmower, he requests that she give the - quite large - front porch a coat of paint, points her in the direction of the shed where the paint is kept and retreats inside to nurse his headache. "Should keep her out of my way for a few hours" he thinks.
However, much to his surprise, 30 minutes later she bangs on the door again.
"All done!" She says brightly, white paint spattered over her clothes and a brush still in her hand. Still reluctant to go outside, he doesn't bother checking her work. Just hands her a wad of cash and dismisses her.
As the blonde says "Cheerio!" then adds: "oh, by-the-way, silly, that's not a porch, that's a Ferrari..."
 
If Convicted and sentenced Andy and Mandy could share the same cell with bunk beds, Andy on top and Mandy on the bottom, Yum Yum.
 
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