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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

What is love?
Love is our 7th sense that destroys all 6 senses
And makes the person nonsense.😁
 
Growing old is....
....when "Getting lucky" means finding your car in the car park.
....when an "all-nighter" means not having to get up to pee
....when you get told to slow down by your Doctor instead of the Police
.... when "getting a little action" means you don't need to eat more fibre
.... when going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face
.... when your wife won't led you buy light-coloured trousers
.... when your wife says, "Let's go upstairs and make love." And you answer with, "I can't do both."
 
The teacher says to her young class .. behind my back I'm holding something round and red... little Sally puts her hand up and says an apple miss... the teacher replied no Sally..its a tomato, but I like the way you think... little Johnny then puts his hand up and says to the teacher.. in my right pocket I have something hard. Its quite big and has a head on it... the teacher scowls at Johnny and tells him he is disgusting.. little Johnny replies but miss.... its a £2 coin. But I like your way of thinking 🤔
 
I am proud that I didn't get that one.
 
I bet he wasn't "proud" either. ;)

My grandad is 80 and went to the Pharmacy and asked if he could buy some Viagra.
The pharmacist said it was OK and asked how many he wanted.
Grandad said, "I only want about six - but could you split them into quarters for me please?"
The Pharmacist said, "I can - but a quarter of a tablet won't do anything for your sex life."
Grandad replied, "That's OK. I'm 80 and have no interest in sex. I just want it to stick out far enough not to splash my shoes when I pee."
;)
 
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