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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

LeStempy said:
Thanks Liz. Turbo still going strong?
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Expired MOT, flat battery and lack of interest I’m afraid. Not had a lot of free time either. Got new wheels and just put them in the garage. Will get back on track, called in the bodyshop today as I’d heard a rumour that he was retiring but it’s unfounded so will get a battery and ticket and get it booked in for the body kit.

Colin the cat travelled well when he went for jabs (we went in the Hellcat and it was funny as he seemed to lean forward and be smiling under light acceleration). Plus he and Izzy get along a lot better as they buddied up when I moved house so think I’ll try a night in the van with them if the weather cools off a little. That should help get me motivated again.
 
Well I suppose having the Hellcat makes everything else a secondary consideration.
 
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can
read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.

2. This is is cat.

3. This is how cat.

4. This is to cat.

5. This is keep cat.

6. This is an cat.

7. This is old cat.

8. This is fart cat.

9. This is busy cat.

10. This is for cat.

11. This is forty cat.

12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
 
George322 said:
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of
Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can
read each line aloud without a mistake.

The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.

2. This is is cat.

3. This is how cat.

4. This is to cat.

5. This is keep cat.

6. This is an cat.

7. This is old cat.

8. This is fart cat.

9. This is busy cat.

10. This is for cat.

11. This is forty cat.

12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.
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Nearly got me , I did it in 30seconds:p
 
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