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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

A spud was asked by his parents on his 18 birthday wot would you like to do so the spud ide like to go out for a night out with me mates.anway the spud ends up in a night club with is mate and three tomato's in the corner are winking and smiling at him in the mean time a gang of punk carrots came back from the bsr and told him to do one .when the spuds go outside the punk carrots are waiting for and they batter the spud they nock his eye out and put a chip on his shoulder his mother rushed to the hospital were the doctors wating the doctor said I've got some good news and some bad she said wots the good news is I've fixed his eye and the chips on his shoulders she said wots the bad news he said he's going to be a cabbage for the rest off his life.
 
Is that a Beetle?
Insecure load though, he'll get pulled for sure.
 
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