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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

Outside the Liverpool law courts is the Queen Victoria monument.

If you look from the front she is holding some kind of staff/chalice - but from this side it looks totally different.

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Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could only take 4 moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot 6. The pilot let us take them all and he had the exact same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are ?" Mick replied "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year"
 
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