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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

47% of people are uncomfortable pooing at work°. That puts me in the 53% because I was always happy pooing at work.

°Source: Andrex® TV advert, 47.1% of 505 people surveyed
 
47% of people are uncomfortable pooing at work°. That puts me in the 53% because I was always happy pooing at work.

°Source: Andrex® TV advert, 47.1% of 505 people surveyed
I hang around till everyone else has gone home, just tell 'em I'm stopping back to do the paperwork. :D I'm saving a bloody fortune on Aldi Quilted 👍
 
47% of people are uncomfortable pooing at work°. That puts me in the 53% because I was always happy pooing at work.

°Source: Andrex® TV advert, 47.1% of 505 people surveyed
Get paid to poop. Winner.

Extra bonus if there's free coffee that makes you poop more. Double whammy!
 
99.9% of people are uncomfortable pooing in their Van. That puts me in the .99.9% because I will never poo in my Van.

But there are 0.1% who will poo in their van - one elbow on the fridge and one on the cooker, you know who you are.

°Source: Andrex® TV advert, 1 person surveyed
 
99.9% of people are uncomfortable pooing in their Van. That puts me in the .99.9% because I will never poo in my Van.

But there are 0.1% who will poo in their van - one elbow on the fridge and one on the cooker, you know who you are.

°Source: Andrex® TV advert, 1 person surveyed
Vanlife :D 👍

#source: VAG Group "spending eighty grand on a builders van so you can sh!t next to the bed"
 
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