WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

[Biggeo]

Some Elgrand owners on Facebook trouble me. I've no idea how these people make it from breakfast to lunch alive.

Sorry but wow.

I've seen it people come here and ask a question gets the answer and goes back to the FB page and let's the person who asked the answer to the problem. It's pathetic.

 

[Magnu]

Heard the council tractor cutting back hedges on the top road, went up to see the driver, asked him if he could come down the access to our yard and cut the brushes back again same as he did last year... Top result, that saved me a lot of hard work with the brush cutter, he's taken it back even further than last year. Only took him 10 minutes, tipped him a tenner.

The local dog walkers have named our local tractor crew the green arrows because of their habit of zooming around seeing how close they can get to members of the public. The only thing they do faster than the half arsed grass cutting and hedge butchery is heading back to base for a brew.
One lives near me and has a converted Transit custom, he is a knob.

 

[WhatsThisFor]

The local dog walkers have named our local tractor crew the green arrows because of their habit of zooming around seeing how close they can get to members of the public. The only thing they do faster than the half arsed grass cutting and hedge butchery is heading back to base for a brew.
One lives near me and has a converted Transit custom, he is a knob.

I've noticed they always smell of Dog Shit.

 

[Magnu]

I've noticed they always smell of Dog Shit.

I thought you had stopped sniffing Transit vans!

 

[vanilla gorilla]

Wtf?!?! why have I bought a van not sold anywhere near me? I'll be waiting on parts forever when I need em...Just kidding, well no.... But I love my e51, so do my kids and somehow, driving it around makes me feel like I'm in a 7 seat Ferrari with the looks and waves.

 

[WhatsThisFor]

I thought you had stopped sniffing Transit vans!

Nothing wrong with sniffing the odd Tranny.

 

[WhatsThisFor]

IOW Festival.

Currently Sting is talking through a few of his hits.

Have you seen the old jogger in the park, the one who thinks he is jogging but he isnt - just going through the motions - Bless.

Same thing.

Bless.

 

[slow_runner]

Per 100000 cars less electric cars catch fire than others

I would like to see the statistics based on distance and time travelled.
Also, some punctuation please.

 

[Up&Dn]

IOW Festival.

Currently Sting is talking through a few of his hits.

Have you seen the old jogger in the park, the one who thinks he is jogging but he isnt - just going through the motions - Bless.

Same thing.

Bless.

Can't stand the fucker..liked The Police but he's turned into a right bell end

 

[slow_runner]

Can't stand the fucker..liked The Police but he's turned into a right bell end

I'm not sure on the Sting thing. I only ever listen to the Police; it allows my memories of younger, better times to come.
What I do know and am sure of, is the last good Rolling Stones album was " Exile on Main Street ". I feel that the subsequent albums are of old men past their best. R.I.P Charlie.

 

[Up&Dn]

I'm not sure on the Sting thing. I only ever listen to the Police; it allows my memories of younger, better times to come.
What I do know and am sure of, is the last good Rolling Stones album was " Exile on Main Street ". I feel that the subsequent albums are of old men past their best. R.I.P Charlie.

I went to see "the last EVER" Stones gig at Twickenham in 2003!!!

Obviously not...

 

[WhatsThisFor]

WTF

Rod Stewart was quoted as saying he was close to death, rumours were circulating that he was too ill to perform at Glastonbury- he didn’t have it in him.

What a load of bo77ocks, he can perform, he can entertain, he can move and sing - he looks young and fit…….and I’m no fan of his but credit were credit is due.

I think I might be a fan now.

If I can do half of what he is doing now when I’m ill and close to death, I will be a happy man.

Legend.

 

[LeStempy]

You just need the right medication.

 

[BrianH]

Forget medication, try alcohol, it makes you happy and feel you can do anything, and the day after if you drink enough, ill and close to death, all three boxes ticked

 

[slow_runner]

I went to see "the last EVER" Stones gig at Twickenham in 2003!!!

Obviously not...

"the last EVER" always guaranteed to sellllllll out

For me, Chris Farlows version of 'out of time' has always outshone Micks.

If Chris had got the job the Stones would have performed the last concert back in 2003, or earlier.
Mick, what a showman and a driving force! Energizerman

 

[Up&Dn]

"the last EVER" always guaranteed to sellllllll out

For me, Chris Farlows version of 'out of time' has always outshone Micks.

If Chris had got the job the Stones would have performed the last concert back in 2003, or earlier.
Mick, what a showman and a driving force! Energizerman

My favourite band...way before my time but nevertheless.

I do like that version...and the pair of them aren't oil paintings are they.

They'd fricken a police horse as they say up here!

 

[WhatsThisFor]

WTF
I’ve been watching Ema Raducanu playing tennis and it’s just dawned on me that there are no line call judges….

 

[LeStempy]

 

[slow_runner]

Nostalgia; that is a very cool looking 'woody'. I like the wheels too, a nicely balanced appearance AAA++

 

[Blaggard]

I like a woody too, if that's real and not AI like I suspect it's a wrap ....which would make it look cheap!