Six word stories….

[Jay Butts]

As an English teacher and massive fan of English literature and the works of Ernest Hemingway, I’d like to start the ball rolling on 6 word stories.

They can be about anything, not just Elgrand related…. Some of Hemingway’s were both shocking and funny….perhaps the most famous…

Baby shoes for sale, never worn.

But what about…

Wife wants a divorce, holy shit!

Or

Tired, I just want to party.

Have a go.

 

[MarkT]

Have a go.

Roar from lights, now feeling empty

 

[Jay Butts]

Roar from lights, now feeling empty

Governments are liars, bollocks to them…

 

[Colin Booth]

All clothes are made of lint.

 

[LeStempy]

I've been to Ernest Hemingways house.

 

[Jay Butts]

Angry man he was, for sure..

 

[LeStempy]

That's not a farewell to arms.

 

[Jay Butts]

But is a fare character representation.

 

[Blaggard]

You're never alone....with a schizophrenic

 

[Jay Butts]

Thank you for trying Houston, adrift.

 

[Blaggard]

Move, you're standing in my light

 

[WhatsThisFor]

Leading Catalytic converter designer found hanged.

 

[Jay Butts]

Leading Catalytic converter designer found hanged.

Oooooh, deep!

 

[Jay Butts]

Hellfire, smell from under the floorboards!

 

[Londonglide]

Never washed Bus, paint now knackered.

 

[LeStempy]

Deep down, you know it's wrong.

 

[Nevillerover]

Alphard, the Jimmy Saville of vehicles.

 

[Lpgc]

IOU a full apology for cheating

 

[WhatsThisFor]

Why is this in the freezer ?

 

[WhatsThisFor]

Empty promises for sale, no returns.