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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

Q. What do cannibals eat to maintain a healthy balanced diet?
A. Vegetaians
-or alternately-
Q. What does a cannibal eat to lose weight?
A. Vegans
-or even-
Q. What do vegetarian cannibals eat?
A. Anyone in a coma
 
A woman has triplets.
Tim, Tom and Tat
Afterwards she goes to breastfeed them.
She realizes at the end because Tim and Tom Had one each.......
There was no Tit for Tat!
 
A Norwegian, Croatian, and Mexican went into a bar, there would normally be an Englishman too.
But hey, he's still at the world cup
 
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