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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

 
So I was in the pub tonight when my mate Taffy says he's called his new-born son David....as he was born on St.Davids Day. Why that's a coincidence said me good friend Jock, we called our son Andrew...as he was born on St. Andrews Day. Wow...I don't believe it said me best mate Paddy,......we done just the same with our son......Pancake.!!
 
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to Grandma's when she came upon a little green man sat on a toadstool. His knees up to his chest and his head between his knees, pointed shoes. " Why good morning little man," she said. "are you a Goblin", she enquired. "No," said the little green man, lifting his head, "I've got headache."
 
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