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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

When the little image shows at to left corner you will see two options, one of which is thumbnail. Clickh that then click post.
 
Nevillerover said:
When the little image shows at to left corner you will see two options, one of which is thumbnail. Clickh that then click post.
Click to expand...

What!??? 😵‍💫 I've posted lots of images that have been fine, but the 3 above were ginormous.
 
Nevillerover said:
When the little image shows at to left corner you will see two options, one of which is thumbnail. Clickh that then click post.
Click to expand...

OK, I see what you mean. On the little image that pops up before you post reply! Thanks, hopefully that will do it. 😉
 
I did some work on the Elgrand today and then I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Another beer led me to ponder an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a bloke getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after yet another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a bloke say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
 
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