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Lets have a clean joke thread. Laughter heals as they say. (NO NASTY, OBSCENE OR COVID19!)

RuskinStreet said:
This is my last Saturday of being in my fifties, wish me luck
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Totally agree with David! You are safe now and "old enough to know better" is well and truly behind you! Do what you want, with a big ole smile on ya face! Have a blast and have a fabulous 60th!!! 🥳
 
I look after an AirBnB down the street for the owner who lives abroad.

Anyway, I was just about to eat my dinner last night when the phone rang. A Geordie voice, in a bit of a panic, telling me that there was a buzzing noise in his bedroom at the house and he couldn't sleep. He said they'd all just finished a long shift (she mainly let's it out to contract workers) and he would have to sleep downstairs.

I said I'd go round.

I checked downstairs first, but couldn't hear the buzzing. We went up and I could hear the buzzing clearly by the bedroom door as I walked in. There is a table on the right as you go in. As I started to investigate the noise, he picked his bag up off the table and put it on the bed and the noise went with it...?

It was his rechargeable shaver!!!!!! 🤣

Bless him, he didn't know what to do with himself. His workmates were rolling around laughing when he told them what it was!

Anyway, crisis averted. 🤭
 
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Carolina said:
I look after an AirBnB down the street, for the owner who lives abroad.

Anyway, I was just about to eat my dinner last night when the phone rang.

A Geordie voice, in a bit of a panic, telling me that there was a buzzing noise in his bedroom at the house and he couldn't sleep.

He said they'd all just finished a long shift (she mainly let's it out to contract workers) and he would have to sleep downstairs.

I said I'd go round.

I checked downstairs first, but couldn't hear the buzzing. We went up and I could hear the buzzing clearly by the bedroom door as I walked in.

There is a table on the right as you go in. As I started to investigate the noise, he picked his bag up off the table and put it on the bed and the noise went with it...?

It was his rechargeable shaver!!!!!! 🤣

Bless him, he didn't know what to do with himself! His workmates were rolling around laughing when he told them what it was!

Anyway, crisis averted! 🤭
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Hahah classic! He's never going to live that down 😂
 
Carolina said:
I look after an AirBnB down the street for the owner who lives abroad.

Anyway, I was just about to eat my dinner last night when the phone rang. A Geordie voice, in a bit of a panic, telling me that there was a buzzing noise in his bedroom at the house and he couldn't sleep. He said they'd all just finished a long shift (she mainly let's it out to contract workers) and he would have to sleep downstairs.

I said I'd go round.

I checked downstairs first, but couldn't hear the buzzing. We went up and I could hear the buzzing clearly by the bedroom door as I walked in. There is a table on the right as you go in. As I started to investigate the noise, he picked his bag up off the table and put it on the bed and the noise went with it...?

It was his rechargeable shaver!!!!!! 🤣

Bless him, he didn't know what to do with himself. His workmates were rolling around laughing when he told them what it was!

Anyway, crisis averted. 🤭
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That didn’t go as I expected.
 
True story.
Janet and I went to a camping meet with a camping club we were in.
Anyway they were doing a fancy dress competition on the night.
As we had not taken anything we had to make a costume out of what we had.
Janet had a yellow top so with duck tape and some sticks to make wings we set about making her into a bee.
Came out canny.
But to make it more realistic I put my electric shaver in her pocket.
You can imagine what it sounded like lol
We all had a good laugh over it.
Did not win though.
 
I lived in India for over a year and the first meal out in a restaurant in Delhi, with new friends (18 of us sat around a huge table) didn't go so well.

I ordered a very mild chicken dish. I was so hungry I stuffed a great big mouthful in my gob and promptly spat it out, over most of the table.

I spent the rest of my time there eating rice, naans and fried chicken. EVERYTHING was soooo spicy! 🤣
 
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