I've had few Toyota/Lexus models over the years, Celica GT4 and Lexus IS200 UK models, and Toyota Celsior (Import LS400 before there was a domestic LS400) and a MK1 Toyota Estima Emina (bargain as it was manual and rwd).
My previous car a run out model sSangyong/Daewoo Musso TD auto had done me nearly 4 years excellent service. I was running it regularly on veg oil for cancer treatment runs at a local outpatient department, lumpy poor handling slow agricultural but relatively comfy inside and reliable. Transmission started slipping so I got the fluid changed. The day I found out the palliative treatment wasn't working and I was being out forward for an experimental trial we were heading over to the mother in law's to break the bad news. On the motorway something was wrong, it was slipping again, getting worse dropping in and out of drive. I had to limp on, luckily had a down slip to exit crawled along the 2 miles of local roads even holding up tractors. Managed to turn around at hers and realised either the trans cooler line or the cooler itself had burst. The last of the new fresh and expensive fluidfluid had pumped out in front of hers. During the 4 hour wait for recovery, the doubled insurance quote came through.
I was loaned an Audi TT on temp cover by a family friend. It was hell.
I was informed if the trial didn't work I would have about a year. So I wanted something fun and quirky, screw sensible.
I started looking at Alphards, nothing remotely affordable.
A friend suggested an Elgrand as he loved his. Looked them up and figured why the hell not. I wanted low mileage, black, all the toys, late as possible, black leather maybe Rider all the optional toys
I ended up taking 3 trains and a tube from Warrington to Ramsgate to see a series 1 Silver HWS, high mileage l, no history, almost no toys from a dodgy mechanic Ukrainian with a Lithuanian passport (so dodgy my bank held the transfer until I confirmed I had seen the vehicle and wasn't being pressured to send money).
Managed to haggle £100 of the price. Used it all in fuel for the drive home.
The drive home took me through hell including twisty lane in Rural Northamptonshire do to various closures.
Then the fun of finding insurance began and as my previous cover had expired in the mean time it cost me a big chunk of my soul to find anyone who would cover a mid 50s man with low mileage and a very boring sensible part time job under £3k.
It's needed work, rear suspension and brakes all round (I've since discovered they are only just good enough at best when standard) and rest shocks, springs and drop links all round.
I also discovered the front wishbones already have purple polybushes already and the "it doesn't work" LPG, in fact does work. I've fitted a set of tatty 19" chrome Work Euroline DHs with ok tyres for half than a good set would have cost bare, from another Elgrand local owner. And the AC regassed ok last summer.
But, it passed the last MOT but needs rust converter and underseal before the next one. Quite extensive surface rust but no penetration Infront of the rear axle and on the LPG tank. It lived by the sea.
I need to sort that and I need to fit my ATOTO 2din to replace the Alpine that they forgot to install the dab, gps and I think FM antennas, and the hands free microphone so only streams Bluetooth music, I need to underseal and I need everything serviced as it's done 130k miles.
But 15 months on after being told I might only have a year, and everyone else on the trial has since passed, both me and Beelzebus (it did cost me my soul) are still around with serious damage progression.
I since have it on disabled tax have a motability Kia Sportage so the mileage is down a lot. Insurance halved moving to JapCover at renewal time and I'm loving it every time get to drive it.
Thank you for reading my epic tale of woe and obsession

Now to head to Bearded Theory in Derbyshire in May and Dave Day in Barrow in June.
I'm using the Black Kia for the Ozzie/Sabbath gig and for Whitby Goth Weekend in October. They are costing me enough without big fuel bills, they are on my "F£&kit" list. Like a bucket list but without the advanced planning. As in we can't afford it, "f£&k it, get it booked" and bend the plastic.