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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

WhatsThisFor said:
WOW... Nice flying, I think these helicopters should be armed. 😆

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Helicopter 'chasing' stolen scrambler bike 'acted appropriately' — Liverpool Echo

NPAS said it is important to view the footage with "full context" following an hour long pursuit
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I should imagine somewhere in the Police flying rule book under the subheading Red Mist there will be some unread, small print to say this type of flying should be avoided.
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Liverpool police's helicopter team

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WhatsThisFor said:
Looks can be deceptive.


Hard man.
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Like i say no disrespect...I didn't know he was a boxer, I assumed yet another Instagram "viral sensation".

You know the type who are encouraged by their friends to film themselves doing something utterly shite whilst they "a whoop & a holler" in the background
 
Looked in the shed today and realised I have loads of jobs , either finished and needing fitting or parts bought and job not started, loads of bits nocking around I need to throw or sell/pass on etc.
Life just so gets in the way some times.
I’m about to set of to the coast for a couple of days and the bus isn’t even washed ( first time ever), frigged off to say the least and nothing I can do about it.
Oh well, at least I can rant on here , don’t really want to do that at home just now
 
Highway Dave said:
Looked in the shed today and realised I have loads of jobs , either finished and needing fitting or parts bought and job not started, loads of bits nocking around I need to throw or sell/pass on etc.
Life just so gets in the way some times.
I’m about to set of to the coast for a couple of days and the bus isn’t even washed ( first time ever), frigged off to say the least and nothing I can do about it.
Oh well, at least I can rant on here , don’t really want to do that at home just now
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Hosepipe ban here bud, no motors washed for weeks
 
Colin Booth said:
£17.60 on the M6 Toll. Robbing stunts.
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As you approach the toll road, if the overhead signs say "M6 TOLL CLEAR" that actually means the free M6 is clear because if it wasn't clear, they would certainly tell you about it.
 
In between adding layers to my Work, I thought I would speed things up a bit using the power of the Sun.

Any way - whilst two were sunbathing- I was adding layers to the next and so on.

I was on a bit of a roll…….until unbeknownst to me the Dog was pi55ing on them.

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He is quite arty himself as the pee was actually well placed.
 
WhatsThisFor said:
In between adding layers to my Work, I thought I would speed things up a bit using the power of the Sun.

Any way - whilst two were sunbathing- I was adding layers to the next and so on.

I was on a bit of a roll…….until unbeknownst to me the Dog was pi55ing on them.

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He is quite arty himself as the pee was actually well placed.
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You're not having much luck with the paintings and rain water / piss lately mate :laughing:

Thanks again for sending me one of your very similar looking paintings to give to my arty daughter, I haven't seen her again since you sent it because this weekend she was dancing at a rugby match and I went to Shell Island but she knowns you've sent it, appreciates it and I'm sure she will love it.
 
Whilst travelling home from Cleethorpes today a pigeon “tried “ to fly across the road in front of me, I say tried because it actually struck the Elgrand on the passenger top corner.
When I got home I could see a white smear around four inches wide travelling from the top of the screen and on to the roof, no blood, no feathers.
I can only assume it shit itself and wiped its arse on my Elgrand, dirty bastard.
I can also assume that we are definitely correct and white Elgrands are fastest
 
Pigeons keep flying into the windows of my house, it happens when the sun is in a certain position and shines on the window.

The glare must blind them, on impact they leave a powder puff type imprint on the glass.

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