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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

My mum asked if I'd have a look at her phone because it had become unusable 'due to running out of memory'. I spent over 2 hours getting rid of viruses on it, she'd installed hundreds of pointless apps on it, every time a message / video appeared telling her 'action was needed, install this program or all your stuff will be deleted' she actually did it.
 
Lpgc said:
My mum asked if I'd have a look at her phone because it had become unusable 'due to running out of memory'. I spent over 2 hours getting rid of viruses on it, she'd installed hundreds of pointless apps on it, every time a message / video appeared telling her 'action was needed, install this program or all your stuff will be deleted' she actually did it.
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Bless , unfortunately this who they aim at
 
I woke up to 30 minutes of the neighbours dogs barking at each other through the fence! Couldn’t be arsed to put my shoes on and tell them to shut up. All quiet now like it should be.
 
I’m in the UK. The standard of driving has declined over the last few years and I find myself having to constantly be on the lookout for dumb fucks who don’t have the spacial awareness to keep their vehicle on the correct side of the road, know when it’s their turn at the roundabout, didn’t jump the lights etc! Is it just the northwest of England or is the rest of the country (world) having the same problem?
 
BarryCustard said:
I’m in the UK. The standard of driving has declined over the last few years and I find myself having to constantly be on the lookout for dumb fucks who don’t have the spacial awareness to keep their vehicle on the correct side of the road, know when it’s their turn at the roundabout, didn’t jump the lights etc! Is it just the northwest of England or is the rest of the country (world) having the same problem?
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Try Bradford..it's like dodge city
 
Andyzz said:
Try Weymouth just the same so many arsenals on the road today
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Certain community young men in fast cars driving beyond their capabilities you can hear then reving engine and raceing thru the gears on estate roads with no regards for kids etc ..if we can hear them then so can the police but they don't do anything for fear of racism ..the country is ruined cos they know they get away with it ...... suppose this will be another post taken down for stating the truth
 
Try central London! Ten times worse AND you get camera tickets out of the blue 🤨
 
Was asked if I could except delivery of new French doors this morning and help the driver lift them, I said yes as you would.
Got a call at 10pm , they are running late so I waited, I waited some more , then as they were supposed to to be fitted at 3.3o I got a call, they hadn’t been ordered and it will be tomorrow
I’ve wasted a full day doing nothing except wait and have loads of jobs I want to finish
If it’s the same story tomorrow then foook the French doors, I hate French doors anyway, although I can get bigger car parts through them to work on ( don’t tell the wife I said that)
 
RiverBeast said:
It’s 4. I’m putting my hand up. I have dual nationality 🇬🇧 🇫🇷
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Maybe 5 including my brother in law, he's French but moved here 35 years ago after meeting my sister when she worked as a teacher in France. He now has an accent that's mostly broad Yorkshire but with a touch of French lol, he says he thinks in English. If they visit France or anyone speaks to him in French he has to pause for a moment to understand what they've said before he can reply, this recently cause French border control to question if he really was French. My sister can switch languages seamlessly and thought the incident with French border control hilarious.
 
UK-Marine said:
What an anticlimax, I was expecting something cool……
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female doors

That's something I could never get my head around with French when I learned it at school. German was supposedly more difficult but I found it more intuitive.

I might have found things different if I'd learned French after starting business in LPG conversions because in this trade we have stuff like flap openers
 
This message is really pissing me off now... "
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Can nothing be done about it?
 
RuskinStreet said:
This message is really pissing me off now... "
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Can nothing be done about it?
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Im also having the same problems buddy, been like this for some time now.
I normally write my post with emoji's etc and then cut and repaste and then it seems to work!
 
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