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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

By the way do the police have to inform you how fast you were driving when you get caught on a speed camera.because i still don't know how fast I was travelling.
 
Richard. said:
By the way do the police have to inform you how fast you were driving when you get caught on a speed camera.because i still don't know how fast I was travelling.
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From what I recall, yes, it should be on the notice that is sent to you.
 
I think you should ask them but dont ask how fast you were going because you know that exactly already, you were there and closely monitoring your speed, ask them how fast they say you were driving.
 
Nevillerover said:
Simple, just “clunk click every trip”. As a kid you knew you were safe when you took Jimmy’s advice.
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If you did get run over or ejected through a windscreen he might come visit you in hospital, then 'fix it' for you to be in the top of the pops audience.

Since being a kid I thought he was dodgy after seeing him put his hand somewhere he shouldn't while watching top of the pops, I even discussed how blatantly he did it with my mates.
 
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when you buy a QC 3.0 charger for the 100v outlet to then discover your phone supports PD20W instead

FFS!
 
As the 100v outlets only work with engine running they are not very useful. I made up an adaptor to use mine with a 13A outlet on the end and have never once used it.
 
Nevillerover said:
As the 100v outlets only work with engine running they are not very useful. I made up an adaptor to use mine with a 13A outlet on the end and have never once used it.
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i find the outlet useful

i'm constantly playing spotify over bluetooth on my phone while driving and the bairn's tablet is used a lot for films/shows on the go
 
Richard. said:
My autistic son was having a meltdown while we were driving home. I lost concentration and went through a speed camera at more than 30mph. £93 to do a speed awareness course. Pissed off. Normally a very careful driver.
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Try living in Wales, spend more time looking at the speedo instead of the road.....
 
Nevillerover said:
As the 100v outlets only work with engine running they are not very useful. I made up an adaptor to use mine with a 13A outlet on the end and have never once used it.
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I use mine quite a bit, 3 pin adaptor keeps phones going in the back 👍
 
So I pulled up outside my bowling club and a few cars along was a white E51, bit tatty and no one around so I had a quick look around it. Duty "know-all" passer-by said, "don't bother mate, unreliable and temperamental", I said "have you got one then"," nah jap crap", now do I give him the good news brief or just let it slide. Khal gave me the shake of the head, don't you dare look...WTF his lucky day. ..W**ker!
 
Highway Dave said:
Little white specs in and around the droplets of vinegar on the tube
Piss poor representation mate , your right lol
Cable ties, Mmmm
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Due to the travel for my work, I use to keep a few things in the back of the car. Including a shovel, plastic bags, duct tape and a change of shirt, tie and clothes.
Yes I did get a few odd looks when the car was searched going into some sites.
 
ElCurio said:
Due to the travel for my work, I use to keep a few things in the back of the car. Including a shovel, plastic bags, duct tape and a change of shirt, tie and clothes.
Yes I did get a few odd looks when the car was searched going into some sites.
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what…..no cable ties.
 
Hmmmm 😰 I think mine is worse… I have all that in my van, plus an axe, a mini chainsaw, a blanket, some air pistols, a compound archery bow, smoke grenades… but only if I’m heading out for some camping.

It’s the way back into central London that starts looking sketchy for a pull-over from the Met. 👮 😰
 
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