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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

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My Son won't stop playing with his mother fucking fidget spinner, it's buzzing like a fucking broken light switch so i modified it for him.
He's now having a fucking melt down and is learning to count to 999
 
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dog with a channel tunnel scale boring machine?

The bastard foxes that live under my shed.

I appreciate their persistance and mining engineering skills but really, give it a fucking rest!
 
dozy vehicle standards???? agency took eight weeks to send my log book back with MY address on it and the CORRECT engine size, PLUS I had to send TWO letters chasing the arseholes. Not even a letter of apology. Thank god Noddy and Big Ears didn't ask to see my three and one half cc engine.
To get rid of foxes threaten to turn them into Glacier Mints, or shoot the shits!!
 
Always great when you're having a bad day to read about other people's misery. Makes you feel better about your own shit.

Although I'm not going to publicly rant about my shit life at the moment, pretty sure my solicitor would advise against it :joy:
 
Uugh! Excitedly updated to iOS 11 ... looks pretty but I’d forgotten about how slow and battery hungry phones get when they are processing a major system update... 3/4 days of lag expected but I’m wondering how my 3 year old phone will cope after that ...
 
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