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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

Dave Marshall said:
Thanks for that Peter tried that but LEDs in doors and footwells stay on whatever, unless they were on all the time and never noticed before.
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Have a play around it does work eventually.. the footwell lights should go off after 20mins without doing anything .. I used to run my battery flat by leaving the side doors open , as they are powered , learnt to turn them off via a switch under the steering column.. I’ve now fitted a bigger battery also .. that helps too
 
Highway Dave said:
When checking my mileage for the limited miles insurance I found I have only done 2200 miles this year
Must get out more
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I don’t think daisey will even do that this year.. semi retired her .. fishing n camping trips only … and maybe a quick blast to blow the cobwebs out
 
Yesterday we were supposed to have a camping weekend at silverstone for the British grand prix.. long story cut short I booked the pitch last year and waited for the GP tickets to go on sale.. I shit out on the tickets for one reason or another. Campsite wouldn't let me carry over till next year !!!!!! £360 down the drain 😪 watching Free practice and qualifying on TV and seeing the shite weather..glad I stayed at home 🤣🤣
 
ChunkyDave said:
Yesterday we were supposed to have a camping weekend at silverstone for the British grand prix.. long story cut short I booked the pitch last year and waited for the GP tickets to go on sale.. I shit out on the tickets for one reason or another. Campsite wouldn't let me carry over till next year !!!!!! £360 down the drain 😪 watching Free practice and qualifying on TV and seeing the shite weather..glad I stayed at home 🤣🤣
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£360 for a weekend camping that's taking the piss. And I bet they resold your pitch
 
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i thought the petrol prices had stabilized just paid £206 a litre at my local Esso station mrs just asked can we afford to go to castle coombe sure i said its only 200 mile round trip do it on a full tank
 
not scantily clad me being blind didnt help although it wasnt hand sanitizer at the door it was vaseline:eek:
 
Gwilo365 said:
Nearly three years. ..got pinged by the NHS cvod app five minutes ago.
Marvelous.
On top my of my weekend generally, should have expected in it🙄
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Be careful, I don't think the NHS are doing T&T now, but there are a few scams using it as an 'in' ... just be aware. I could be wrong but my mrs got one this morning, and she's been off sick (and no contact with others) for several weeks ... turned out it was a scam text!!
 
Must have been a bucket full for that price per litre 😂

I once went to a hospital, and was looking for the correct department, and the sign said 'For family planning, use the rear entrance' .

Very wise words I thought.
 
Redmeg said:
Be careful, I don't think the NHS are doing T&T now, but there are a few scams using it as an 'in' ... just be aware. I could be wrong but my mrs got one this morning, and she's been off sick (and no contact with others) for several weeks ... turned out it was a scam text!!
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It was the NHS Covid app, the one that relies on Bluetooth.
Either way, no idea where or when it was.
More to the point, even with isolation, I still managed to catch Covid somehow at the start of the year.
So seems redundant now, aside from morbid fascination.
 
Sometimes it seems that Elgrand is trying with all his might to tell me:
- Dude, I'm tired, take me back to Japan..
And I answered him: Brother, be patient for another 10 years, everything will get better in my country and I will let you go to your ancestors and buy the 51st ....
Elgrand replies: *rusty screeching brakes*....
 
ELSib said:
Sometimes it seems that Elgrand is trying with all his might to tell me:
- Dude, I'm tired, take me back to Japan..
And I answered him: Brother, be patient for another 10 years, everything will get better in my country and I will let you go to your ancestors and buy the 51st ....
Elgrand replies: *rusty screeching brakes*....
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That the true spirit of E50 👍keep the faith🚜🚐🚜🚐
 
Bob Edwards said:
i thought the petrol prices had stabilized just paid £206 a litre at my local Esso station mrs just asked can we afford to go to castle coombe sure i said its only 200 mile round trip do it on a full tank
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Two Hundred and Six pounds a litre?!? WTF @Bob Edwards !! 🤣 🤣
 
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