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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

Went to Keighley Texaco for the LPG car parked in front of the pump after 10 mins waiting went into the garage and asked politely who had blocked the pump. Was told by staff I should not rush the customers so I left 10 mins later the customer came back he had been to McDonalds for a burger cheeky selfish sod. When I asked why he did not move his car forward he replied because there was no sign telling him to. Braindead.
 
I do that when there is a white Elgrand behind me waiting....... I also peruse the magazines and Haribo section whilst looking out of the window towards the pumps.......
I only do that when I'm in my black Elgrand. If I'm in my white one I block black ones in :rolleyes:
 
After a nice day out today, got home to find a little love-note from The Feds; apparently I was going (a smidge) too fast and they're doing me for speeding.

I know it's 100% my fault, but pissy-pissy-piss-bollocks.

In this game points really don't make prizes.
 
After a nice day out today, got home to find a little love-note from The Feds; apparently I was going (a smidge) too fast and they're doing me for speeding.

I know it's 100% my fault, but pissy-pissy-piss-bollocks.

In this game points really don't make prizes.
But the half dozen BMW 1 series, Audi a3s and VW Golfs that went roaring past me like I was in reverse on the m55 yesterday will get a free pass as usual.
Traffic cops,.Councils and Highways agency..
...get your priorities right. Enforce the limits on motorways with snipers on the gantries, residential offenders will soon fall in line. None of this stuffing your hands in our wallets for 3 mph over a 30 etc....
 
I do that when there is a white Elgrand behind me waiting....... I also peruse the magazines and Haribo section whilst looking out of the window towards the pumps.......
If there is a VW behind me at the pumps I've been known to take half an hour to "find" my nectar card :D :D
 
Beautiful weekend neighbour decides to use a breaker to take out a outside wall all weekend , 6 years and he is still building or knocking something down .. waiting for the house to collapse.. took myself fishing for some peace n quiet …
 
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