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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

Why can’t a breaker who allegedly brakes 20 elgrands a week give you a colour code .. it’s your business to know fuck wits ...just look at the vin plate numb nuts .. ok ....20’elgrands a week ? didn’t know it’s was the boy racers favourite car to thrash around in ... some people are just so full of shit ....hope you happy to sit on something until some other dumb fuck will pay stupid money for something that might not b even the right colour who will end up returning it ... would name and shame ... but if you had more than three brain cells and have dealings with them you could suss them out straight away ... when you say your specialist Japanese breakers do your fucking homework ... wank chops your full of shit ...
 
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Why can’t a breaker who allegedly brakes 20 elgrands a week give you a colour code .. it’s your business to know fuck wits ...just look at the vin plate numb nuts .. ok ....20’elgrands a week ? didn’t know it’s was the boy racers favourite car to thrash around in ... some people are just so full of shit ....hope you happy to sit on something until some other dumb fuck will pay stupid money for something that might not b even the right colour who will end up returning it ... would name and shame ... but if you had more than three brain cells and have dealings with them you could suss them out straight away ... when you say your specialist Japanese breakers do your fucking homework ... wank chops your full of shit ...
For the same reason the Volvo specialist breakers I was referred to for an amplifier couldn't tell me the part number of the one they had in stock..... Sheer laziness.
 
I have never lost a 10mm. Lost near everything else but not a 10mm.
 
Met a friend for coffee this afternoon, when I got back some fucker had tried nicking by anvil. It was on its side, hope it smashed their toes to bits. It was a bit of a job to get it upright and 'walk' it into the back door so they can't have another try later.
 
Hi Liz, the very recent theft of our metal bird feeders from the front garden pales into insignificance.
 
Scrap is quite high at the moment so they'll take anything, doesn't have to be very heavy.
 
well i had to laugh i was in a shop in Worthing yesterday helping the assistant undo some double knots in some strapping when she said "the person who tied these knots wants shooting with shit" i nearly wet my self laughing :joy::joy::joy:
 
Just been quoted 6-8 weeks by the dvla for first registration *sigh* another 4 weeks at least for us then
 
You could stick it to the back of your hand to apply a bit more down-force when polishing the Elgrand up ?
Hmm hadn't thought of that, Neil.

Just ordered one thanks 😬
 
At that price it's worth having a few so when u go out and see someone u don't like u can pop one on their car.
Probably criminal damage but funny as hell.
 
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