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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

Few years ago at Xmas we had our front window smashed by some local yobs. One of em dropped his driving licence so we knew who it was and called the police. A girl who was with the lads didn’t leg it as she said she had nothing to do with what they did. She gave the copper their details and he said to me “I don’t really want to get involved with this as some of the lads go to the same school as my daughter”. When I asked was he suggesting I dealt with it myself he said “just make sure you wear gloves” I jest not this is fact.
 
My next door neighbor looks after dogs for people, she has up to 7 dogs at once in the house, by the way she is renting. Today 6 F***ing dogs all barking at once. This lasted for approx 30 minutes, but seamed like a bloody eternity. I looked out the back window and there she is, blowing bubbles for them, which is sending them banana's. I am waiting for it to happen again, then she is going to get the full me in pissed off mode. :mad::mad::mad::imp::bomb:
 
My next door neighbor looks after dogs for people, she has up to 7 dogs at once in the house, by the way she is renting. Today 6 F***ing dogs all barking at once. This lasted for approx 30 minutes, but seamed like a bloody eternity. I looked out the back window and there she is, blowing bubbles for them, which is sending them banana's. I am waiting for it to happen again, then she is going to get the full me in pissed off mode. :mad::mad::mad::imp::bomb:

Try playing this at full pelt at 2 o clock in the morning see if she gets the message ;)

 
@James646 - Complain (politely) to the letting agent or landlord if you know who they are, likelihood is she shouldn't be running a business from a rental property although she may have permission. You could also make enquires at the local council and tell them it causes a nuisance.
 
@James646 - Complain (politely) to the letting agent or landlord if you know who they are, likelihood is she shouldn't be running a business from a rental property although she may have permission. You could also make enquires at the local council and tell them it causes a nuisance.

Video with audio evidence really helps in cases like this too [time stamped if possible] :)
 
Should this have gone in the 'What have you done to your Elgrand today?' section or are you now angry that you've changed the bulbs, lol :D:D:D
Perhaps he blinded himself
 
Should this have gone in the 'What have you done to your Elgrand today?' section or are you now angry that you've changed the bulbs, lol :D:D:D
Perhaps he blinded himself
Lol but I thought wtf why have I not done this before!! 2 min job and bulbs were free 😂😂
 
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I changed my number plate lights to ice white phillips 501's (T10)
:D:D:D
Should this have gone in the 'What have you done to your Elgrand today?' section or are you now angry that you've changed the bulbs, lol :D:D:D
Sounds like they could be bright as bright can be , so possibly the right section after all :D
 
Got home from work to find 4 guys laying new vinyl flooring in house... some fucker is colour blind as we asked for a green retro pattern not blue that you have fitted...we have a green kitchen why the fuck would we have blue? Shoddy workmanship ,adhesive spilt on new vinyl. It just looks shit all round
 
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