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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

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Like many of you I'm also a sucker for a good place name...
It's actually a very nice walk along the River Wharfe at Otley...
Really puts a bounce in your step...😌
 
A few years ago I went on a stag weekend to a place called Muff on the coast of Donegal and yes it does have a Diving club,
We also went to the local Gin and vodka distillery "The Muff Liquor company" .
Become a life member of the muff Diving club and have a t-shirt somewhere in the house
 
as i pulled into the garage to get my exhaust done my phone rang it was the garage their fitter was off sick:mad: can i re book so as i walked into reception i booked it for next tuesday:rolleyes:
 
as i pulled into the garage to get my exhaust done my phone rang it was the garage their fitter was off sick:mad: can i re book so as i walked into reception i booked it for next tuesday:rolleyes:
It's irritating beyond belief when there's usually enough wanting to contact someone a bit earlier than right at the time. Course, the worst for this is the NHS. I was rung by them to say come in for an appotment earlier, which I couldn't make. They said they had no other appointments and would let me know when one was available. I checked my NHS appointments app several days later....an appotment had magically appeared for a week later. Great I think.
Rocked up this weekend for it..."oh that clinic has been cancelled"...
.so why was the appointment there? Why did nobody tell me?
" I know it was cancelled because someone else came in for the same one an hour ago"...🤬🤬🤬
 
My wife has a guy on her team called Richard Chew, no one finds it funny except me.
I also smirk when I see water sports or curling advertised on EuroSport, maybe it’s just me.
🤪
 
I kid not, there is or was a dentist in Lancaster with the name plaque outside:
M.e.g.a.r Butt
There was a builders van near where I lived operated by Wayne Kerr (think about it 🤣 )
 
My wife has a guy on her team called Richard Chew, no one finds it funny except me.
I also smirk when I see water sports or curling advertised on EuroSport, maybe it’s just me.
🤪
I know a woman whose brother was christened Richard. Her maiden name was Head. How he managed to survive school and not murder his parents is beyond me.....
 
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