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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

It's fu...d then. Get rid asap. I'll give you Β£1K tomorrow if you can deliver it too πŸ‘πŸ‘ everyone's a winner
 
P4ddy said:
It's fu...d then. Get rid asap. I'll give you Β£1K tomorrow if you can deliver it too πŸ‘πŸ‘ everyone's a winner
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Neither am I old enough to remember the release of the Everly Brothers hit in 1958. It was called Dream 🀣
 
Draco said:
Well I've just proven myself wrong. I can't possibly remember this, but I don't recall seeing adverts as a small child. My parents obviously stuck to BBC.

ITV was the first commercial station and it began broadcasting in 1955
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And the first advert was for Gibbs SR toothpaste 😁
 
Why do I put myself through the shite of watching England attempt to play football. I know I'm going to be disappointed, every 'kin time. Even playing 'kin Andorra, half time and what? 3 shots on target? It's 'kin Andorra ffs! They're shit! It's a good job I've got a beer to help calm me down. Even winning 5-0 is still shite. 'Kin Andorra. 'Kin 'all. Where's the beer fridge........
 
TimP said:
Why do I put myself through the shite of watching England attempt to play football. I know I'm going to be disappointed, every 'kin time. Even playing 'kin Andorra, half time and what? 3 shots on target? It's 'kin Andorra ffs! They're shit! It's a good job I've got a beer to help calm me down. Even winning 5-0 is still shite. 'Kin Andorra. 'Kin 'all. Where's the beer fridge........
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Just grab another beer, then dream about penalties :innocent:
 
Still no Super at my local Tesco in Ashby so put some more E10 in to get me up to my folks' near Hucknall. Decided to see if Tesco there had any Super, and of course they do. All pumps open. Brimmed it to dilute the E10 with the good stuff. Come on Tesco sort it out.
 
Was in front of a Toyota gt86 yesterday....
Had what appeared to be two "overly generously proportioned" blokes shoe-horned into it.....( As overly generously proportioned myself, I'm qualified to make that assessment that these two were bigger than me).
Seriously, it must have taken lots of oil or talc to get them in there.

Then I couldn't help notice it had been driven through the Ripspeed section of Halfrauds.... Two different styles of bonnet slashes/vents, plus a bonnet scoop the width and style of a ford Scorpio grille, which the didn't appear to have any purpose as there was a metal plate inside it with such tiny holes as to render it probably ineffective for feeding/cooling the engine.

The icing on the cake was a registration that ended 'NOB'.
So true.
 
My brother and I were driving towards Blackpool in his Toyota GT86 when we noticed this guy in a VW type works van tailgating us at speed.
He was apparently on his hands free and laughing away hysterically to himself.
As we turned in to Halfords to buy some more spray on flies, we saw that the builders van was in fact a Nissan Elgranday.
We saw it later in McDonald’s, KFC, PizzaHut, BurgerKing and Slimmersworld, I think we have a stalker.
The van had windows, why would you want windows in the rear of a builders van ?
Maybe he wanted people to see his new Mixer.
 
My slabby number plate says COCK 😳.

C860CKK oh well, probably appropriate anyway.
 
WHOA, I have just seen a bloody Christmas advert on TV, E4, the company was 'Very'
I mean jeez there's early and there's early.

I might get the decorations from the loft at the weekend. πŸ˜‚
 
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