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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

Dave Marshall

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Went to Keighley Texaco for the LPG car parked in front of the pump after 10 mins waiting went into the garage and asked politely who had blocked the pump. Was told by staff I should not rush the customers so I left 10 mins later the customer came back he had been to McDonalds for a burger cheeky selfish sod. When I asked why he did not move his car forward he replied because there was no sign telling him to. Braindead.
 

diable

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I do that when there is a white Elgrand behind me waiting....... I also peruse the magazines and Haribo section whilst looking out of the window towards the pumps.......
 

Lpgc

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I do that when there is a white Elgrand behind me waiting....... I also peruse the magazines and Haribo section whilst looking out of the window towards the pumps.......
I only do that when I'm in my black Elgrand. If I'm in my white one I block black ones in :rolleyes:
 

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I only do that when I'm in my black Elgrand. If I'm in my white one I block black ones in :rolleyes:
I don't shop where they sell LPG so I am fine........ :grinning:
 

roo32

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After a nice day out today, got home to find a little love-note from The Feds; apparently I was going (a smidge) too fast and they're doing me for speeding.

I know it's 100% my fault, but pissy-pissy-piss-bollocks.

In this game points really don't make prizes.
 

Gwilo365

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After a nice day out today, got home to find a little love-note from The Feds; apparently I was going (a smidge) too fast and they're doing me for speeding.

I know it's 100% my fault, but pissy-pissy-piss-bollocks.

In this game points really don't make prizes.
But the half dozen BMW 1 series, Audi a3s and VW Golfs that went roaring past me like I was in reverse on the m55 yesterday will get a free pass as usual.
Traffic cops,.Councils and Highways agency..
...get your priorities right. Enforce the limits on motorways with snipers on the gantries, residential offenders will soon fall in line. None of this stuffing your hands in our wallets for 3 mph over a 30 etc....
 

Ruskinstreet

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I do that when there is a white Elgrand behind me waiting....... I also peruse the magazines and Haribo section whilst looking out of the window towards the pumps.......
If there is a VW behind me at the pumps I've been known to take half an hour to "find" my nectar card :D :D
 

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Can you come round our house? My money keeps disappearing and could do with your skills at finding it 👍
You mean so you find me in bed with your wife as then you have grounds for a divorce thus saving you money and a fortune in the long term? ;o)))))
 

peter strokosz

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Beautiful weekend neighbour decides to use a breaker to take out a outside wall all weekend , 6 years and he is still building or knocking something down .. waiting for the house to collapse.. took myself fishing for some peace n quiet …
 

Bob Edwards

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bloody neighbours i was not in today but nipper was round with the kids doing dinner when the lady at the back light a fire at midday with plastic and rubber on it nipper was not amused and went round her and her husband went into the house and was putting the fire out with pots and pans think he scared them i now have a bottle of wine as an appology
 
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