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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

Out of the corner of her eye she caught Bob sauntering in to the room his manly good looks made such an impression on this lady, she suddenly felt a rush of blood to the head and promptly fainted, wishing for Bob to give her the kiss of life.........

I may be wrong..........
Sounds plausible. He had to be to blame somehow..
 
Just had the worst shift at work ever!!!!! :sob: Got in at 6am and already had 4 machines down. Need a job at B&Q at my age.
 
Working offshore in Saudi, 4 cases of corona been found, Rig locked down for 7 days, was supposed to get off tomorrow.:mask:
 
4 cases of Corona, think about it...
 
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To the Amazon driver that just delivered to my house....
Bunging the box under the rear of the Elgrand and then slipping a card through the letter box with ninja-esq silence and then legging it simply isn't good enough. In the time it took you to write the card out saying where you'd stashed the parcel, you could have saved yourself an extra twenty seconds and just knocked on and then legged it if you didn't want to hang around for us to answer the door.
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@Gwilo365 the Hermes driver around here doesn't bother knocking or ringing either....in fact he doesn't even extend the courtesy of leaving a card! He's always in stealth mode.
 
our hermes driver abandons his van blocking the road with the engine running great fun at school emptying time :joy: i said to my nipper one day to jump in and take it up the road a bit :joy::joy::joy:
 
WTF. Indian variant. Here we go again. Make the most of the pub next week, they'll be closed again by end of May.
Yep.
Nothing like giving the world a 4 day lead time that a country is going on the red list to encourage lots of last minute travellers.
What could possibly go wrong? 🤔
 
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