Coffee is the devils drink ..Tea?
That's you off my Xmas card list
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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!
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We've met, then?Coffee is the devils drink ..
Maybe not in this life.We've met, then?
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How I feel when I look at access to Elgrand engine, after being used to an old 80 series Land Cruiser.
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Warning, Warning...Khaleesi now off for her hairdressing appointment, just before she left she kissed me and said with a smile "I'll come back a new woman" and turned away, withount thinking I replied, "could do with a new woman", Arrggghhhh stopped dead in her tracks and gave me the WTF look and more. Sometimes silence is golden!!
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Brilliant. When I first met Nige I was blonde, then I dyed it brown and as we got in to bed he said 'it's like sleeping with a different woman'
Men say some stupid things
PS Dave you are dead when Khaleesi gets home.
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And she will have told everyone at the hairdressers what you said Dave.
The sale of pitchforks will have increased exponentially in the local area.
Stay safe x
The sale of pitchforks will have increased exponentially in the local area.
Stay safe x
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Thank will do, think i'll pop out for some chocolate, usually does the job
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Oh always.Thank will do, think i'll pop out for some chocolate, usually does the job
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Wine mate wine!!!!!!!
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Push the boat out - chocolate and wine!!
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I learned years ago not to bother
She’ll still punish you anyway mate
She’ll still punish you anyway mate
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Think you should get out of the house and stay at your girlfriends house until she calms down.
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One of them is "I do" ;o)))))))Brilliant. When I first met Nige I was blonde, then I dyed it brown and as we got in to bed he said 'it's like sleeping with a different woman'
Men say some stupid things
PS Dave you are dead when Khaleesi gets home.
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Ok, how not to reply to haircut part two:
Took the soft top from drive and feck me harry the squeak was evident when hood down, man I just cleaned and treated all the seals.com. Anyway, bought the chocs in local garage and did the usual "where the fcuk was the squeak from checks" in the parking area, must have looked strange, big guy jumping up and down on the sills to check suspension and engine mountings (already check steering etc etc). No squeaks, drove to mate's garage and told him about Harry the squeak, his eyes raised in that fcuk me mate it's only a squeak, so again did all the checks.com.... nothing. not a twitter in earshot. Ok say's he, let’s go for s drive, he put in reverse and there was Harry the squeak, feeling vindicated.com, we put the girl on the ramp and there it was, a broken exhaust bracket rubbing against exhaust pipe, hence the intermittent squeak. Quick grind, clean and MiG weld, totally back in business.
On way back feeling chuffed, so stopped at the Legion in Elstead for a Guinness well maybe a quick two. Arrived home expecting the wrath of god. Told Khaleesi her hair looked fantastic and made her look much younger, used the two Guinness charm smile and poured her a large wine. Now sitting here on fourth can of Guinness and in the good books again....whoohoo.
Ps. Sorry it was so long.
Took the soft top from drive and feck me harry the squeak was evident when hood down, man I just cleaned and treated all the seals.com. Anyway, bought the chocs in local garage and did the usual "where the fcuk was the squeak from checks" in the parking area, must have looked strange, big guy jumping up and down on the sills to check suspension and engine mountings (already check steering etc etc). No squeaks, drove to mate's garage and told him about Harry the squeak, his eyes raised in that fcuk me mate it's only a squeak, so again did all the checks.com.... nothing. not a twitter in earshot. Ok say's he, let’s go for s drive, he put in reverse and there was Harry the squeak, feeling vindicated.com, we put the girl on the ramp and there it was, a broken exhaust bracket rubbing against exhaust pipe, hence the intermittent squeak. Quick grind, clean and MiG weld, totally back in business.
On way back feeling chuffed, so stopped at the Legion in Elstead for a Guinness well maybe a quick two. Arrived home expecting the wrath of god. Told Khaleesi her hair looked fantastic and made her look much younger, used the two Guinness charm smile and poured her a large wine. Now sitting here on fourth can of Guinness and in the good books again....whoohoo.
Ps. Sorry it was so long.
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well, I know what you mean, but she has just announced she is watching some cooking type thing and sewing bee later so I can listen to the footie, so can't be all that bad and just noticed a second large glass of the vino in hand, yep were are cool, have to add that I've agreed to the South Coast walks, just wish she had not read the "Salt Path". Always a price to pay!And you think it's all over
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How many beers have you had as Guinness has two S's ;o)))))