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WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!

Spent the night trawling through the auctions
Need a series 3. Black leather or half leather interior
Wife doesn’t want a white van
I don’t want black.

All the bloody ones available are white and black. 🤯
 
Try n be healthy and look what happens,,,, parked up at leisure centre played a sweaty game of squash went to reverse out of parking bay.. fucking little stump got caught under front bumper pulling it off drivers side braking the bracket at the same time... fuck sticks .. now daisey has gaffer tape holding her together ...
 
peter strokosz said:
Try n be healthy and look what happens,,,, parked up at leisure centre played a sweaty game of squash went to reverse out of parking bay.. fucking little stump got caught under front bumper pulling it off drivers side braking the bracket at the same time... fuck sticks .. now daisey has gaffer tape holding her together ...
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Oh nightmare. Poor daisy. Gyms, full to the brim with really gross bacteria from sweaty folk. Best to stay away or you could get sick as well as hurt daisy.
 
Snoopy11 said:
Spent the night trawling through the auctions
Need a series 3. Black leather or half leather interior
Wife doesn’t want a white van
I don’t want black.

All the bloody ones available are white and black. 🤯
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Get a silver one :cool:
 
Going over to see Adrian this evening to pick the truck up :) so having to take the Bus to Swindon to catch the train to work :-( First Bus rerouted (roadworks, apparently they communicate these things by something called "Twitter" nowadays & dont bother to put it on their website ?) Second Bus delayed just enough for me to miss the train (Pulling out as I run up the stairs) Finally arrived at Keynsham only to get soaked walking from the station to the office + arriving an hour late on the day I need to get out on time.

This is not a good start. I need coffee. And bacon.
 
peter strokosz said:
Try n be healthy and look what happens,,,, parked up at leisure centre played a sweaty game of squash went to reverse out of parking bay.. fucking little stump got caught under front bumper pulling it off drivers side braking the bracket at the same time... fuck sticks .. now daisey has gaffer tape holding her together ...
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Looks like I will be removing the bumper on Saturday and fitting new brackets both sides as the other side was broken from last crash... the wife was driving not me..
 
Claptrap said:
Forgot to moan about mention this earlier. Council worker C**** with leaf blowers at 7am blowing leaves, dirt, stones and dog shit into the road... WTF!!!!
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Haha you sound like my mrs. She always moans about the bin men smashing bottles at 6:30. She even phoned to complain and was told they don't leave the depot till 7, which I have to say is utter shite. 🤪
 
Hoobajoob said:
Haha you sound like my mrs. She always moans about the bin men smashing bottles at 6:30. She even phoned to complain and was told they don't leave the depot till 7, which I have to say is utter shite. 🤪
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😂 😂 😂

D'know what... It's not even so much the time they came Hoobs... its that they make residents put all their stuff in bins to 'take it away', and yet their workers can just blow all the rubbish into the roads for the cars to drive over, and oh... d'now what... it doesn't go away :-( so we're paying the council for these people to blow the dirt in to the road, so the cars can redistribute all the shite over the paths again... ♾️ job for life!!!!
 
Claptrap said:
😂 😂 😂

D'know what... It's not even so much the time they came Hoobs... its that they make residents put all their stuff in bins to 'take it away', and yet their workers can just blow all the rubbish into the roads for the cars to drive over, and oh... d'now what... it doesn't go away :-( so we're paying the council for these people to blow the dirt in to the road, so the cars can redistribute all the shite over the paths again...♾️ job for life!!!!
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Most of it ends up in my front garden. 🤨
 
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