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Not really a dog person myself but he looks really cute as all pups do to be honest. mate recently picked up a Miniature Schnauzer for his family.

BTW what colour nail varnish do you do your toe nails in, asking for a friend? ;o)))))
 

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Not really a dog person myself but he looks really cute as all pups do to be honest. mate recently picked up a Miniature Schnauzer for his family.

BTW what colour nail varnish do you do your toe nails in, asking for a friend? ;o)))))
That would be the wife @diable and yes it’s almostQx1 with extra pearl
She says she’ll give you the name in case it’s one you don’t have lol
 

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He looks lovely, I'm pleased for you.
Have you thought of a name yet?
 

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I was recently sent this after we got our dog:


Dear Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your boxer dog. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your boxer comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the boxer ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Phycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Phycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Phycho mode in regards to there being none. Should your boxer suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your boxer to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately.
Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your boxer comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Shithead
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Leave it
OMFG
Asshole
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth


Software: Your boxer is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2.
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your boxer. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.
 

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I was recently sent this after we got our dog:


Dear Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your boxer dog. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your boxer comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the boxer ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Phycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Phycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Phycho mode in regards to there being none. Should your boxer suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your boxer to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately.
Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your boxer comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Shithead
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Leave it
OMFG
Asshole
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth


Software: Your boxer is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2.
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your boxer. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.
Love that , although i think staffies tend to go into mode 2 more than some (got to love em)
 

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I was recently sent this after we got our dog:


Dear Customer,
Congratulations on acquiring your boxer dog. Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:

Although your boxer comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.

Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the boxer ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.

Mode 2: Phycho. Although we have tried to ease the effect of the Phycho mode, it’s not always possible. There are a few issues with the timer settings of the Phycho mode in regards to there being none. Should your boxer suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.

Sunlight: Do not allow your boxer to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.

Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is constant. We have tried to put baffles, non return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately.
Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.

Naming: Your boxer comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:

Shithead
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Leave it
OMFG
Asshole
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth


Software: Your boxer is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the What the hell operating system 12.2.
Thank you.

We hope you have many years of enjoyment with your boxer. Please be aware that by the time you have read this, your warranty will have run out.
Unfortunately, we do not renew warranties and we do not offer refunds or returns...ever. It’s your problem now.
This made me chuckle. We’ve had a 18 month old black lab staying with us this weekend. OMFG, put that down, and no are the main phrases I have used all weekend.
 
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